but mostly because the Lickalottapuss doesn't mind if you're married.
Jonny and I have taken to having our computer read Craigslist ads aloud to us-- it's a fine way to wile away an evening when there's no Netflix to watch. And also it's probably why we have a hard time making new friends.
lickalottapuss for mature secure female - m4w - 45 (Wake Hotel)
Reply to: pers-787311012@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-07, 4:56PM EDT
The Lickalottapuss is an unusual species - one that survives and thrives by giving pleasure to women in need. He has been hibernating lately, but has now awakened and seeks new playmates.
He is handsome and fit, with great bedroom eyes, but his most prominent feature is a strong and powerful tongue that has conquered every challenge ever thrown its way.
The Lickalottapuss is a natural-born giver that does not require anything in exchange for its ministrations. Your satisfaction is all the Lickalottapus needs, and his talents ensure that the Lickalottapuss always gets what he needs.
The Lickalottapuss prefers to eat in the warmth of a thick jungle, but rampant deforestation efforts have forced the Lickalottapuss to adapt to all terrain. But a woman with a heavily forested jungle would be wise to inform the Lickalottapuss that she is in possession of such a location for his temporary home.
The Lickalottapuss doesn't discriminate based on age or race, and he doesn't mind if you're married. The Lickalottapuss is as discreet as he is talented, and can host if necessary.
Location: Wake Hotel
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PostingID: 787311012