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[redletterbound]

For some reason all I can bring myself to do these days is watch illegal movies via the internet. "Illegal" in the sense that I'm not paying for them, not in the "He's Sodomizing An Under Aged German Shepherd That Also Happens To Be Dead, I Know This Because I Watched Him Kill It Earlier" sort of illegal, though I have to admit that I've taken to

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[littlemissmetal]

I'm glad you've got a job, even if it's part time at Ikea, because now you have a little money, sometime to tide you over, and still time enough to be the haus frau that Jonny always wanted!

That, and you can furnish your house before I visit, so you won't be embarrassed. (Ha!)

[anonymous]

I like the way you really pull out all the lesbian stops on your LJ. I mean really, you write like Lezzie Lezzerson and live like Hettie Rowe. Scoundrel.

r.i.p. gold couch

[anonymous]

i, too, have discovered the wonders of illegal internet movies. ikea is pretty sweet. that breakroom story reminds me of employee of the month. :) Dessert Aisle cracked me up. you're rather punny in this installment.

miss you to the moon and back. ~xoxo

[fagtyranny]

Which email addresses are you using?? I haven't gotten a single one!