I just found the frickin' car keys.
They were in a drawer, nestled in with some random t-shirts.

I wish I'd found 'em before we dropped $130 on another set.

Grumble.

I have a weird relationship with food.
I like the reasoning behind this community.
I'm going to participate.

( So here is what I ate on Tuesday. )

in the most literal sense. And also figuratively too if you're pessimistic. But this literal loseriness has been really showing itself in the past few months. I lost the cat's brush (thanks, Laura, for finding it), I lose clothing, I've lost my checkcard, coupons, stuff that I told myself I need to keep up with, but yesterday I lost Jonny's keys ( Read more... )

Funny how people that come from the same uterus can be so different.


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1. Pillage? Check.
2. Plunder? Check.
3. Rape? Um. I'm gonna pass on this one

But if you ever wondered what I would look like as a fake pirate, well then ( look on! )

I confess. Sometimes I forget why I like people. I forget their good points, their saving graces, the sound of their laughter. And then they call me, the people I haven't heard from in weeks, months, years. I'm not sure I've ever heard an old friend's voice over the phone and realized that they no longer qualify for the title. I tend towards ( Read more... )

Jonny's business class is having a bake/book sale to raise money for something to do with the library. I'm sure they're supposed to learn a lesson about something too. Whatever. I tend to zone out when someone mentions library stuff. Fully 75% of the people I talk to in Greensboro are going to library school ( Read more... )

I saw that Jonny had checked the mail (it was haphazardly thrown on the bedroom floor), but still I wanted to see for myself that all we got was credit card offers and such junk ( Read more... )

1. Jonny lost his mama's only car key. In the ocean ( Read more... )

You know what's a good deal?
Getting $60 for visiting people that you love.
That's what we're offering Joanna to come see us next weekend.
But nooooo.
I swear and I swannee. Some people.