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[redletterdayo]

I think its time for me to get a new pet.
Justin Timberlakes little heart only lasted a few weeks.
I need something small
and really obnoxious.
no dogs.
no cats.
My mom is somehow allergic to them now.
What a panzy.

Any ideas?

Kaseys been a pretty good pet
but
his bowel movements are weak.
..serious

Comments

[thisawkward_saw]

get a ferret! theyre mean sons of bitches though ive heard.

[redletterdayo]

I want a nice animal!
Somefin that wont bug me too much
but i like LOUD pets.

[thisawkward_saw]

parakeets are loud
and friendly

!

[redletterdayo]

yes!
I want a huge yellow one
sort of like big bird
but without the weird legs.

[mason_es_huelen]

sea monkeys
annoying becasue...

well, they're sea monkeys

[redletterdayo]

Sea monkeys remind me of bacteria growing larger and larger in yellow water. I used to have sea monkeys
but they were flushed.

[tus_madre]

guinea pigs are pretty obnoxious when you rub their fur the wrong way and they make that gut wrenching noise...

[redletterdayo]

I've already had guinea pigs.
They smell horrible.
and multiply like bunnies.

[forcedapologies]

your userpic is wayy yoko ono- and i like it.

[redletterdayo]

HEhe
thankya dooll

[jannypanny]

get a korean

[redletterdayo]

Imposter?!