Survey tiems
I stole this from thatjamiegirl.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
- Jamie, Renee, Hunter, Claire... yeah, all of them are girls. What? I'd put Delilah if it weren't so incestuous feeling.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
- EVERY TIME OF THE DAY.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
- Wherever the fuck I want, though it's usually closest to the wall.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
- Chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
- No, though once I did barf all over the side of the car and the parking lot at Arby's. Good times.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
- No.
7. Shower or bath?
- Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
- Who the fuck doesn't? If you say you don't, you're a goddamned liar.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
- Both. I would give my left nut for either at this point in my life.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
- Depends on my mood.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
- I LOVE ALL OF MY FLIST. Except for the people who I think are trolls.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
- I like to think that I know them about as well as I can without knowing them offline.
13. Love or money?
- Can't I have both, you asshole?
14. Credit cards or cash?
- I don't do credit cards. They're bad news.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
- I thought everyone had these people.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
- Hotel, obviously. I don't want to get a tick. Also I can't pee outdoors without pissing on my pants for some reason. I'm retarded.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
- In the forest... on my ex's front porch (he lived on a highway, btw), on my parents' bed, wearing my mom's clothes. Hahahahah.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
- Yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- No, but I haven't had the chance yet.
20. Ever been to a bar?
- HA.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
- Not yet.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
- Almost.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
- Um. Yes?
24. Favorite drink?
- Dr. Pepper, coffee, iced tea... pretty much anything with caffeine content to the dismay of my significant other.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
- I agree with Jamie on this. No, and why would I want to? People's bare asses have probably been on those seats. I prefer to stay clothed thanks.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
- Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
- It's hard to do that when you've never had an actual job.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
- Yes! YES YES YES YES
29. Bought something from an adult store?
- Nah. I was broke. :(
30. Have you been caught having sex?
- Yeah.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
- Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
- Someone with a better sex life than mine hopefully.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
- Jamie, Renee, Hunter, Claire... yeah, all of them are girls. What? I'd put Delilah if it weren't so incestuous feeling.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
- EVERY TIME OF THE DAY.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
- Wherever the fuck I want, though it's usually closest to the wall.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
- Chicken.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
- No, though once I did barf all over the side of the car and the parking lot at Arby's. Good times.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
- No.
7. Shower or bath?
- Shower.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
- Who the fuck doesn't? If you say you don't, you're a goddamned liar.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
- Both. I would give my left nut for either at this point in my life.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
- Depends on my mood.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
- I LOVE ALL OF MY FLIST. Except for the people who I think are trolls.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
- I like to think that I know them about as well as I can without knowing them offline.
13. Love or money?
- Can't I have both, you asshole?
14. Credit cards or cash?
- I don't do credit cards. They're bad news.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
- I thought everyone had these people.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
- Hotel, obviously. I don't want to get a tick. Also I can't pee outdoors without pissing on my pants for some reason. I'm retarded.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
- In the forest... on my ex's front porch (he lived on a highway, btw), on my parents' bed, wearing my mom's clothes. Hahahahah.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
- Yes.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
- No, but I haven't had the chance yet.
20. Ever been to a bar?
- HA.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
- Not yet.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
- Almost.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
- Um. Yes?
24. Favorite drink?
- Dr. Pepper, coffee, iced tea... pretty much anything with caffeine content to the dismay of my significant other.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
- I agree with Jamie on this. No, and why would I want to? People's bare asses have probably been on those seats. I prefer to stay clothed thanks.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
- Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
- It's hard to do that when you've never had an actual job.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
- Yes! YES YES YES YES
29. Bought something from an adult store?
- Nah. I was broke. :(
30. Have you been caught having sex?
- Yeah.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
- Yes.
32. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
- Someone with a better sex life than mine hopefully.