dave matthews is a terrorist:

[rednickel]

justification: he deserves terrorist status solely for being every frat guy's vain attempt at a 'sensitive side'. the threat level rises to orange when they refer to him as 'dave' i.e. ... "hey guys, let's go chill out to some 'dave'".

Comments

[halighx]

loololololol!!!

[rednickel]

yes. because if you spend more than 50% of your nights at banana joe's, gyrating retardedly all over strangers then you aren't allowed to have a sensitive side. if i were king, this would be my first law.

[bitter_phoenix]

I officially think that is the funniest description of Dave Matthew's I've heard in awhile. Thanks for the smile!