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redpandacub

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Jan 06, 2008 00:36

why is having a gun better than having a spouse?

you can put a silencer on a gun.

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e_falki January 6 2008, 17:16:52 UTC

A gun also never goes limp and never needs any Viagra.

redpandacub January 7 2008, 00:32:12 UTC

a gun never says "do I look fat to you?"

joezer January 6 2008, 18:27:56 UTC

Was somebody snoring too loudly?

redpandacub January 7 2008, 00:31:16 UTC

nope - it's the annoying bitch-wife of one of Matt's friends

joezer January 7 2008, 01:05:53 UTC

Ahhhhh...even worse

sabrina_pandora January 6 2008, 21:09:52 UTC

Elbow to the ribs works wonders.

redpandacub January 7 2008, 00:31:34 UTC

and you know that HOW???

sabrina_pandora January 7 2008, 01:05:44 UTC

Hey, I was married to a great snoring beast once who could crush me if she rolled over on me. I know how to stop a snorer.

What, ya think I been making time with Poppa Bear trying to make little Baby Bears...?

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sabrina_pandora January 7 2008, 01:08:59 UTC

When Piper points out you need subtlety, I think that's a remarkably bad sign...

redpandacub January 7 2008, 14:30:57 UTC

I'm as subtle as light evening rain.

sabrina_pandora January 7 2008, 15:38:29 UTC

Being produced by a bum on a ledge one story up with his pants unzipped.

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