Today just had the feel of a bad do when I wok eup and I know I looked pretty down throughout. So on with the story. This'll be a pretty short issue today, so sue me ( Read more... )

I have no idea what i meant by the above statement, I just wanted to type something hardcore and/or extreme. So I did. I think my original getting back to the internet plan failed because I'm using it even less than when I weened myself off of it. I am now initiating what I like to call "Operation Get-The-Fuck-Back-Online" which is a gradual ( Read more... )

I ahve henceforth completed all extra curricular activities involving yon computating device! I return to my people so rejoice! Your Prophet had come home!

Alright ladies and Gentlemen, I am for lack of anything even closely resembling a better term, FUCKED ROYALLY UP MY ASS WITH A GREAT WHITE SHARK'S JAWS (not even a little lube to help ease the passage), that is unless I stop using what precious little computer time I have for pleasure and get to the buisness of graduation. I cannot be on AIM, or ( Read more... )

I was looking at all the pictures I had of my friends the other day, and I got all nostalgic and the only thing that ran through my mind was how lucky I am to know these people the way I do. Seeing them in the pictures made me remember all the good times I'd had with them. How different their personalities aften were, but all sharing certain ( Read more... )

AND HE SAID, "Let there be cheese!" AND THERE WAS, AND IT WAS GOOD ( Read more... )

After a week of being down, The Report is back with all new content, but with the same hard-charging, uncompromising approach to online, amature, quasi-daily journalism! The chief editor/writer/owner of The Report thanks all of his loyal readers and hopes that they've all managed without his extremely professional reporting ability! Thank you for ( Read more... )

The suicide note was an ill-conceived April fools joke. I'm actually surprised by how many people saw through it. Maybe you people know me better than I thought. So much has happened over the past week. So much in fact that I'm only teling the most important. I FINALLY got my driver's license ( Read more... )

I find that as my life goes on, it becomes worse. I'm getting to the point where I just can't stand it. I don't want to live anymore. Bye.

Hello there mortals! Tremble and despair (or rejoyce, up to you really), there are events unfolding of which I feel all of those who know me should be aware of ( Read more... )