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[redpin]

OI!

Anyone got any matches? ..An' on a completely, most definitely, unrelated topic.. What room's t'sorry excuse fer a old man Matthews stayin' in? ... An' even more unrelated, I assure ya's, 'ow good does t'sprinkler n' fire alarm system work?

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[god_slayer_]

The sprinkler an' fire alarm work pretty good. We already been through that drill. Heh.

You plannin' on startin' a fire?

[redpin]

damn

Lil'ole me? Startin' a fire? HELL YES, I'LL BURN 'IM LIKE A PIECE OF TOAST What gave ya that idea, mate?

[god_slayer_]

Right.

[redpin]

Good. 'Least we're all on t'same page.

[mathews_bonzai]

I thought you said you had flames, but you are looking for matches?

[redpin]

You ain't worth me wastin' t'energy. Hmph.

[mathews_bonzai]

yet you'll go all this way to look for a match? I feel special.

[redpin]

Awww, s'probably t'first time ya get t'feel special without yer hand down yer pants, eh?

[humble_vassal]

I have matches, sure! How many do you need?

He's in room 124.

[redpin]

LOTS.

GOOD. FANTASTIC. DEATH TO CAPTAIN HERPES.

[humble_vassal]

Come to room 108. I'll give you all the matches you'll ever need.

GO GET HIM!

[redpin]

Expect me soon, mate. Jus' gotta get everythin' in order.

Ya don't have t'tell ME twice!

[automata_tio]

Why do you require matches?

[redpin]

..Oh, y'know, jus' good t'have some 'round fer if t'electricity ever went out.

[automata_tio]

I take it you like to be prepared for emergencies, then?

[redpin]

Yeah. REAL prepared. PREPARED beyond belief.