with my birthday a mere 63 days away, I figure I should prepare a list of things people can buy me, in order of how badly i want the thing.

• a trio of these catfish
• a gift certificate to bill's wonderland of pets
• cigarettes (maybe. I haven't decided quite yet if I want to quit or not.)
• anything that involves: catfish, bats, squid, snails, rats, ( Read more... )

Summer CA is halfway cleared ( Read more... )

dude!
I just found a box turtle in my yard!
what the hell was it doing in my yard, other than getting eaten by my dog, judging by the chips in its shell?
there's no lakes or anything around here.
I'm going to keep him.

edit: ok, I'm totally not responsible enough to take care of a turtle. I'm going to try to find somewhere to let him go.

you know,
i really wish i could find someone who would sell me percocet or somesuch other similar drug.
but no...................of course not.
that makes me super sad as well.

mourning doves,


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weird stuff ( Read more... )

KATIE, if I were to come there alone in the summer and got a hotel, would you be able to come stay there with me for a week (Aug 13-20)?
I am afraid It will be too boring if I stayed there by myself.
All other CA people are invited as well.
I plan on purchasing tickets/booking a hotel within a week or two.

this is where I plan on staying:


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so um......

someone buy me a paid account?

yeah....that's going to happen.

(the following was written 5/21 in my real journal)
I swear to god I just saw a clip of a badger on the opening thing of Pet Stars* (I will not call it Pet Star) - how the FUCK do you teach a badger to like, not completely maul people, let alone do a trick?

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I'm glad everyone's been telling me who I should hate. I never would have been able to figure it out on my own, you know.
(yes, matt and sean, I'm talking about you).

ps:
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ok.

people I promised CDs/letters to, I swear to god i'll do that this week. or next week.
but soon.