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Chester A. Arthur Bio/Intro. by Bob Rogers + Alexi Shaw

Mar 12, 2005 20:16

Today we plan to educate you about the greatest president of all time, Chester Alan Arthur. You see, we here at the society are asked two questions most often: the first one is “Why aren’t you wearing any pants?” But the second one is “Why aren’t you wearing any underpants?”But the third most commonly asked question is probably “What do you do at ( Read more... )

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REplying to ur message... ween_el_ftur March 13 2005, 14:34:35 UTC

If we did that, we'd have to buy the baguette in advance and it wud take away 3hrs of my day, which i obviously would have used to reread L'enfant noir and its amazing "palabres"... I don't think i could handle that much wastage in one day. plus, the baguette would get hard the next day, unless u wanna wake up at 5 am on mon and do it.. if u want me not put ur sn on my website, ill be happy to take it off because ur beautiful display picture will take the spotlight off me and be put on your fugitive screen name. Adios muchacho, Gonzales~
VIVA MEXICO

Re: REplying to ur message... redrhinosaurus March 14 2005, 01:50:54 UTC

1. I don't understand why it would take 3 hours to inscribe Pedro's name in a tasty French baguette
2. why waste your time reading L'enfant noir or any other book when you can just as easily study one of these brilliant diagrams explaining the work's major themes and symoblic and spiritual relevance
3. it's ok, i'm going to add you as a friend too. at this point, i don't care if trinitarians discover my livejournal identity

Re: REplying to ur message... martakillsfoolz March 14 2005, 18:38:30 UTC

"tasty baguette"? :) unless there's a possibility you're not in on this joke (or however you say it in English, I'm Belge as you surely know), but I highly doubt it

rosieisaface March 13 2005, 17:39:08 UTC

Chester A Arthur was the term used for him,
In his stature he was tall but trim,
He always wore gloves and a button-hole flower,
something something something something.

I had to recite this poem in second grade.
Love
Rosie

redrhinosaurus March 14 2005, 01:52:42 UTC

yes, he is a role model to us all. did i ever tell you about the chester a. arthur appreciation society?
talk to you around and around
alexi
p.s. michael has my pants. he claims he is going to mail them to me. this is very encouraging, no?

rosieisaface March 14 2005, 07:33:48 UTC

i wish you the best with that.

martakillsfoolz March 14 2005, 18:40:08 UTC

the mystery of Kees'missing glasses is still unsolved, and at the same time Kees is still the possessor of roughly 10 pairs of socks that originally (= 1,5 year ago) belonged to Rosie and myself, and of some shirt, too.

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rimah March 13 2005, 18:23:23 UTC

two days old and unstale. still the funniest thing ever.
i must add that friday was the ONLY day that Karimah came to school on time mon amour.

haha,
wiff

redrhinosaurus March 14 2005, 22:14:06 UTC

i'm not talking to you after you said those deceitful and malicious things to lariely, proud mistress of alexi. for all your fidelity, you are one very disloyal whiff.
sincerely,
alexi "jesus" garcia

rimah March 15 2005, 00:14:16 UTC

hooobs!!!!!!!!!!!
after i'll i've done for you!
you call me a liar and you call me unfaithful.
i've had enough of this mistreatment, i dont think i can take this anymore.
All the suitors in the world couldn't have me those long lonely years as i whittled and knitted and sewed and weaved away desperately awaiting my greek stalion's return.
Fourty-something years, Alexiodysseus.
Fourty-something frickin years.

{{Imitates Denzel Washington}}
PENELOPE AINT GOT NOTHIN ON ME!!!!!

How dare you call me unfaithful.
I have acted beyond faithfully in the past years of our marriage, with little to no romance in return, not to mention your little "package," and THIS is the thanks i get.

Let me ask YOU something, mister:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY!?!

signed,
your seldom satisfied but semper faithful
WHIFF...

redrhinosaurus March 15 2005, 01:38:45 UTC

incredible.
by the way, you probably want to refer to yourself as "wiff," not "whiff." "Whiff" implies some sort of sniffing or smelling, probably on account of an unpleasant odor of which you, presumably, are the cause.
anyway, let's forget the past, we be hoobs n' wiffie again.

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ween_el_ftur March 15 2005, 00:16:53 UTC

yea, petit ecolier were not as impressive as an engraved baguette. Maybe next double? I'm gonna give my essay late i think, on l'enfant noir... how long does she want to linger on this book! jeezzz... how many ways CAN we analyze Check's homosexuality.. and how circumcision was the pinnacle of his life. Talk to you furthermore about this controversy, Gonzales~