wherein i contemplate failure to meet deadlines...

[redriding_freak]

...with a fic meme!
which was shamelessly stolen from ivy_tsuta ’s journal; feel free to do it yourself as well, it’s fun! ♥

post the first line of a story in here, and i’ll write the next one (might not necessarily mean “line”, as it may also be paragraphs, segments, etc.
no context or prompts, though, but feel free (and I encourage it) to specify a pairing

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[megami_maxwell]

In from the AangxZuko comm, with an unsurprising pairing. 8D Series-'verse. Your opening line is:

Zuko knew better than to ask the Avatar for ideas where romance was concerned. It was, after all, what had landed him in this mess of an affair to begin with. But since they were a hundred miles from anywhere already, in a cavern full of glowing jelly-crystals, with no real deadline to return home, he supposed it couldn't hurt...

"Tell me again why we're supposed to be in our underwear for this 'demonstration' of yours?"

trying to kiss the sunshine

[redriding_freak]

Zuko knew better than to ask the Avatar for ideas where romance was concerned. It was, after all, what had landed him in this mess of an affair to begin with. But since they were a hundred miles from anywhere already, in a cavern full of glowing jelly-crystals, with no real deadline to return home, he supposed it couldn’t hurt…

“Tell me again why we’re supposed to be in our underwear for this ‘demonstration’ of yours?”Aang didn’t have much of a reply for his impatient lover of a Firelord Zuko so, instead, he laughed into the hollow of the firebender’s neck, reveling in the feeling of the warm skin against his own. He loved the way Zuko’s skin tightened under his soft touches as he made an impromptu study on the topography of his face, the hills and valleys of his scar; his other hand climbed and slid the curves and kinks that molded the forms of Zuko’s body, his toned muscles

[panur_links]

Yayness" Let us start witht he weirdpairigns, shall we?

pairing: Yondishipping (Namikaze Minato/Yondaime kazekage-aka Gaaras' dad, if you can, please name him 'Sabakuno Daichi'~-)

Minato often found himself considering about having an affair with Suna's current Kazekage. Usually when they were on the yearly meetings between their villages, because the rest of the time he couldn't even remember the man existed.

ooh, and he speaks the language of love

[redriding_freak]

Minato often found himself considering about having an affair with Suna’s current Kazekage. Usually when they were on the yearly meetings between their villages, because the rest of the time he couldn't even remember the man existed.

However, during these meetings, he makes his presence clearer than the squawky voices of the other Kages’-except, perhaps, for the Raikage’s rusty, angry trombone of a voice-especially when he speaks, his voice a smooth bass writing symphonies against the Raikage’s exuberant noises. And Minato drops his elbow onto the table in hazard, passes a hand over his hair and tries to remember his name and yet none occurs to him other than ‘Kazekage-sama’-which just gives it a je ne sais quoi that allures him

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[panur_links]

I didn't liked it, I LOVED it!!

This was sincerely perfect, I love it when Minnie is innapropiate, and you got the thign just right~

Thank you so much! I'm not going to ask for more prompts because I don't want to swamp you, but if you have free slots, let me know, I have so much more I want to ask for if I'm allowed!

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[redriding_freak]

Thank yoooou! <333

The picture of having Minato with inappropriate thoughts during Kage meetings is the best that ever crossed my mind, and you completely made it possible!
Everyone gets the right to three requests total, so you have more two. And don't be silly, I love being swamped in requests, it makes me feel like there are people counting on me! (:

Just remember to ask them in separate comments, if you do make any more requests.

[temari_88]

Hey there! :D How's it going?

Oh, what an interesting meme ^_^
Alrighty, here's the beginning:

Sasuke glared at Naruto with all his might -- the idiot couldn't be serious, could he?!... Seeing the look in the blue eyes, he thought he should have known better than to expect a serious present for his birthday, not when Naruto came into the picture. Now, he had to make sure Sai didn't find the volume of 'Icha Icha Paradise', less he wanted to witness his boyfriend suddenly picking up interset for the dirty books. "Thanks a lot, dobe!!" he thought irritated.

writings of ridiculous romantics and consequences

[redriding_freak]

Sasuke glared at Naruto with all his might-the idiot couldn’t be serious, could he?!... Seeing the look in the blue eyes, he thought he should have known better than to expect a serious present for his birthday, not when Naruto came into the picture. Now, he had to make sure Sai didn’t find the volume of ‘Icha Icha Paradise’, less he wanted to witness his boyfriend suddenly picking up interest for the dirty books. “Thanks a lot, dobe!!” he thought irritated.To the record, Sasuke lasted three days-well, two and a half, to be precise-until he finally gave up and dug the book from underneath the couch, where he hid it as soon as he got home after receiving it from Naruto. Needless to say, the Uchiha’s opinion on the book is much less than flattering at first-after all, the book’s hero is called Naruto, and neither the cheesy lines (and this surprises Sasuke, for he thought the book was only downright debauchery) or the short dedicatory to Sasuke written in Naruto’s neat calligraphy (with a heart in the end-what; the; hell) do no good to

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[temari_88]

LOL
This was really funny! XD I didn't imagine Sasuke so against reading, but maybe it's part of the 'genius syndrome' -- see Kakashi and Shikamaru as example. :P -- as a matter of fact, it reminded me of a NaruGaa fic I wrote some time ago (casually also starring 'Icha Icha' C:) I partucularly liked the part with Sai reading out the cheesy parts! XD

Glad you enjoyed writing on my prompt! ^^ And don't worry, dear, you took your time: it's not like you have a deadline LOL

Read you soon, Ylenia ;D

Re: writings of ridiculous romantics and consequences

[redriding_freak]

Thank you very much!

In the context of this fic, I held onto the fact that Sai does read a whole lot books about relationships and stuff, and Sasuke never really read much, and having a house full of books that aren't his, about those matters, doesn't really help him.
(That last part was completely a self indulgence--Sai reading porn and cheesy lines in his wonderful voice and then making those things come true.)

[vicente7]

Sasuke e Naruto.

Sasuke salva a vida ao seu Hokage e vê-se com um cão gigante de porcelana (foleiro) como recompensa. Como se vai livrar dele, sabendo que aquilo é inquebrável??

but not without considerable regret

[redriding_freak]

If the Uchiha knew what the consequences of his little heroic impulse would be back then, he would have willingly (and easily) let his Hokage and friend die. For there is nothing that can possibly be worse than the humiliation of having the tall, white and undeniably tacky, porcelain dog standing at a corner of his living room. When Naruto asks Sasuke if he likes the dog, he just nods and says he loves it. When Ino sees the animal, she makes sure everyone sees it and mocks it as well; this ends up in having a “troublesome thing” from Shikamaru, a giggle from Sakura, a haughty sneer from Neji, a “well, that thing probably has a dick bigger than yours, Sasuke,” from Sai and a shove, along with a mocking laughter from Tenten. It seems the only person who would like it is Kiba

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[vicente7]

LOOOOL
Mui bien!

Crack de cão com Sasuke é o máximo xDD
(já te dei grande parte do comentário em vida real xD)

[vicente7]

Zaang: Iroh confunde (ou será que confunde??) as ervas para um chá relaxante para o Zuko, que afinal tem efeitos muito... interessantes :P

Pena o Aang ter chegado para uma reunião de apresentação de relatórios, em privado...