So, kyra_ojosverdes were discussing the fact that our respective butt/thigh areas refuse to share their wealth with the rest of our respective bodies (i.e. boob, but I'd be happy if it would even spread to cover my bumpy sternum ( Read more... )

My daughter has a field trip on the 28th. The field trip instructions (which are largely ignored by the parental populace, according to my experience) specifically state that all lunch items, including the container, must be disposable. This policy helps the bus drivers be more responsible for, say, driving the bus, instead of chasing after 50 ( Read more... )

( How the hell did modesty get in there? )

I blame my utter lack of productivity today on darthgeek
....well, and the salesforce.com servers going down
....and the fact that I have been forced (FORCED, I TELL YOU!) to use powdered creamer instead of liquid

With that in mind, here is your quote of the day:

3) Post-coital narcolepsy....is a diagnosis of exclusion.Go... read... follow in the example ( Read more... )

More icon love!

(And boredom)

New Icon Woo!

(Yes, I'm still quite bored.)

Your Elf Name Is...
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Well, the little bit of stuffiness from yesterday has reared its head into a full on cold. I think I'm losing my voice.

Yes, today would be the day of yet another three hour training class. Thanks for asking.

Yes, I have all day training sessions for the next two days. Again, thanks for asking.

Your sympathy is appreciated.

My head hurts.*

On "Judging Amy", Amy and Maxine are sharing a plate of fudge and a glass of scotch together, after a very difficult day.

I want to share a plate of fudge and glass of scotch with my mother.

But I'll settle for my sister.

kyra_ojosverdesGet your ass down here!

Immediately, if not sooner, would be nice.

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