john, your second in command apparently betrayed you once he saw the glory and might of my ROBOTS AND NINJAS

man dave only bought fuck-you-up beers for the party. how was i to know that 4 is more like 12 in dave's drinking algebra?

myself, i better get better by midnight tomorrow because I'm going to see return of the king. i'm not gonna miss that shit for NOTHIN! Not a cold, not a flu, not even a mortal wound! If i got shot at 11:58 pm tomorrow i would still march into that theater, sit the fuck down, and watch the 3 and a half hour long movie! START TO FINISH BLEEDIN' LIKE ( Read more... )

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this one goes out to all the nazi scat porn fanatics in the audience

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ALSO JEWS AND GYPSIES


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In response to John's latest entry, in which he discussed lunch-time shenanigans, I came up with a few games (with some help from Jess) that dining parties could engage themselves in: The Catsup Slide, the Meal Topple, and the Lunch Box Splatter.

Catsup Slide. In this game, entrées are slid down the table and their distance recorded for a score.
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i've been translating some simplified chinese from the web because i am bored. here are some of the good ones ( Read more... )

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Here is the report for last week's convention. (We just got the pictures developed)

FAIRY TALE


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