4th ● Thanksgiving Backdate Bullet

[redrose_failure]

[ A scream can be heard through her house when Claudia initially cuts into the turkey she received. She had been hoping to just test it and see if this was another weird Mayfield joke, like those candies, but the fact that turkey heads came tumbling out of the hole she cut alerts Claudia of a different type of Mayfield prank. ]

[ phone ]

H-heads...

Comments

[redrose_failure]

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[ She continues to stare at the turkey in horror, covering her mouth. Then she shakes her head 'no'. ]

[redrose_failure]

Minor? This is disgusting!

I refuse to eat such awful food!

[crazyclownwoman]

.....You got turkey heads?

Jeeze creepy.

Still better then spiders.

[redrose_failure]

Sp-spiders?

Geez... as if the candy were not bad enough... is this a common occurrence? Crazy food?

[crazyclownwoman]

Yeah. Mine had spiders in it. Really big hairy ones.

Eh, they do all sorts of things to everything here, but yeah they like to mess up with the food a lot.

[redrose_failure]

The food? Great. That's the one thing I can't stand having people mess with.

[bogusmagicker]

[Yuki knows. If Claudia does not interfere, she will be looking up from her book, standing up, and stuffing the turkey into the trashcan, heads and all.]

[redrose_failure]

[ And Claudia just watches. ]

uh.... thanks, Yuki...?

Geez, you did that so fast. Do you do this every day or something?

[bogusmagicker]

Offensive turkeys are not delivered on a daily purpose, no.

[redrose_failure]

Ookay.

[ Claudia sighs and crosses her arms over her chest. ]

Well! So much for dinner! Now what are we meant to do?