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The first thing I remember was I was trying to cross a river with some girl. She said we could swim, but I looked down and saw a bunch of cars swimming through it and flopping around like fish. So I told her we should find another way.
So while we’re looking, we stumble onto a tattoo parlour and decide to wait in line for a tattoo. Meanwhile I realize that I already have one, a tattoo of a human heart and some veins on my right bicep, on the outside not the inside. So I get out of line and go inside, to look for my friends so I can tell them we need to leave before I do something else I am going to regret. So I walk into the place, and in the first room Sarah and Sam Chalsa and Daniel are playing a song in their band. I can’t remember what the song was, but it was something really childish, like old McDonald or something. The next room I walk into, Allie and Michelle and Emily are sitting in a room with like 10 other people. Allie is looking at this guy, this Asshole who is playing My Guitar! So I tell him something like “The something something is looking for you outside, now go away”. So he goes away, and he leaves my guitar, and I take it back and start playing it. Everyone is looking at me like I am so rude, and then Allie turns to me and asks me why I did it. I got so mad at her, one for letting someone play my guitar without asking, and for two for getting mad at me when I took it back. So anyways.
The next thing I know I am in a videogame race, and I am winning. It is like Mario Kart or something. I am really hauling ass when a notice below the screen says “So and so is Angry”. When someone gets angry, you can challenge them to a duel. So he does, and I can’t figure out the controls. Finally, I manage to figure out how to move, and how to control the bombe. First the thing I am trying to kill is a little metal box, then it is a big black balloon with a Skull on it, and then It morphs into Billy Corgan. He is wearing Black shades, is bald with white makeup, and has a bright shiny green leather trench coat. He actually looked really cool. Since I was apparently the Agents from the Matrix, I turned into a 50’s cop. Or a 50’s mobster, I can’t really tell.
He starts telling me that there was a war on, and that I was fighting for heaven and he was fighting for hell. I told him, in big cut and paste letters, I Don’t care about you or (in label gun letters) Your war. It was really cool, because I didn’t say the words as much as I read them on a big piece of paper.
So then he exploded and it turned out he was Satan, and It turned out I was a man trapped in a beasts body, cause all my fur and stuff started to burn away, leaving only a man, some long dirty blonde hair and some weird white fluff. The last thing I remember was a fist in the air, with a human heart tattoo on the arm. I was really glad the dream had an end, when I woke up my heart was pounding like I was watching the climax of a movie.
Also, there was this part about this guy who went to England and bought these contraband dildos, and they were like the best dildos in the world so he gave them to these two women, and they were talking to eachother and saying stuff like “can you just imagine what these are going to feel like?” Yeah, that was weird.
So while we’re looking, we stumble onto a tattoo parlour and decide to wait in line for a tattoo. Meanwhile I realize that I already have one, a tattoo of a human heart and some veins on my right bicep, on the outside not the inside. So I get out of line and go inside, to look for my friends so I can tell them we need to leave before I do something else I am going to regret. So I walk into the place, and in the first room Sarah and Sam Chalsa and Daniel are playing a song in their band. I can’t remember what the song was, but it was something really childish, like old McDonald or something. The next room I walk into, Allie and Michelle and Emily are sitting in a room with like 10 other people. Allie is looking at this guy, this Asshole who is playing My Guitar! So I tell him something like “The something something is looking for you outside, now go away”. So he goes away, and he leaves my guitar, and I take it back and start playing it. Everyone is looking at me like I am so rude, and then Allie turns to me and asks me why I did it. I got so mad at her, one for letting someone play my guitar without asking, and for two for getting mad at me when I took it back. So anyways.
The next thing I know I am in a videogame race, and I am winning. It is like Mario Kart or something. I am really hauling ass when a notice below the screen says “So and so is Angry”. When someone gets angry, you can challenge them to a duel. So he does, and I can’t figure out the controls. Finally, I manage to figure out how to move, and how to control the bombe. First the thing I am trying to kill is a little metal box, then it is a big black balloon with a Skull on it, and then It morphs into Billy Corgan. He is wearing Black shades, is bald with white makeup, and has a bright shiny green leather trench coat. He actually looked really cool. Since I was apparently the Agents from the Matrix, I turned into a 50’s cop. Or a 50’s mobster, I can’t really tell.
He starts telling me that there was a war on, and that I was fighting for heaven and he was fighting for hell. I told him, in big cut and paste letters, I Don’t care about you or (in label gun letters) Your war. It was really cool, because I didn’t say the words as much as I read them on a big piece of paper.
So then he exploded and it turned out he was Satan, and It turned out I was a man trapped in a beasts body, cause all my fur and stuff started to burn away, leaving only a man, some long dirty blonde hair and some weird white fluff. The last thing I remember was a fist in the air, with a human heart tattoo on the arm. I was really glad the dream had an end, when I woke up my heart was pounding like I was watching the climax of a movie.
Also, there was this part about this guy who went to England and bought these contraband dildos, and they were like the best dildos in the world so he gave them to these two women, and they were talking to eachother and saying stuff like “can you just imagine what these are going to feel like?” Yeah, that was weird.