Your mama was just holding it for a friend ( Read more... )

Do you know how there are just some things you wish yo had never seen? Things that you know you would be a lot better off never knowing?

I just walked into my little sister's room and on her desk next to the computer is a book entitled On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girfriend of a Sex God. You don't even want to know how creepy the cover is ( Read more... )

The whole reason for star trek is so that humans can sit back and masturbate to the fact that they are better than all the other races.

Also, my pseudo-quasi-veganism has saved many cows. I have now forced my mother to buy half gallons of milk instead of one gallons because I never drink it.

Every time I hear that song at the end if Kill Bill Vol. 2, I always want to join a mariachi band ( Read more... )

Oh My God.

All I want for Christmas is my peace through superior firepower coffee mug!

Or possibly this Guns don’t kill people, I kill people T-shirt.

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Probably the worst Green Day lyrics of all time. But fun ( Read more... )

I Love those online advertisements where you are required to play some kind of mini-game and if you win, you will be automatically sent to "win a free i-pod". Only, everyone knows that they aren't going to win a free i-pod but instead are required to sign up for something for $30 a month. But they are still fun to play. My favourite is the one ( Read more... )

Hey, let me know before the time's up.

Are these the kinds of swords that Jin would have?

And what's the word on that kimono, Frankie?

Or are THESE the swords Jin would have?

I'm HELLA going to be Jin on halloween.

"Don't think your swords and clothing should be as good as those of other people. Be content as long as they don't look awful. Once you start acquiring what you don't have and become even poorer, you'll become a laughingstock."

--Sato, Hiroaki Legends of the Samurai