I were a month, I'd be: May… april showers bring may flowers
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday… party night. Long week ends, and you can spend the night doing whatever you please to celebrate. Cuddle while watching a movie, getting drunk at a bar
If I were a time of the day, I'd be: 2am, when im at my most productive. and the exact time I was born
If I were a planet, I'd be: I could say venus but it would seem too cheesy and arrogant which I don’t intend. Ill say mars-- but not cause of the weird preconceptions that go along with it, but cause it’s the planet of karmic ruling
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: snow lion
If I were a direction, I'd be: south. I’m probably heading toward hell anyway.
If I were a sin, I'd be: eh, read above. Theres no need to get into details.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: ha, well itd be water or… though vodka is my favorite I wouldn’t say vodka… nor am I as snooty-trendy as a cosmo. Hmm… Id be a Soco lime shot. You have to be strong to deal with it, but theres that hint of flavor that makes it worth it. (notice how this is my longest answer so far?)
If I were a tree, I'd be: Chinese Dogwood
If I were a bird, I'd be: peacock. Oh the many colors and moods of the peacock
If I were a tool, I'd be: hahaha, too many innuendo answers for that. Moving on. Anyone remember Halloween last year?
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: hmm… Cosmo (it’s a flower. Beautiful)
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Spring. Like the ultimate-- not too hot, not too cold, but youre never quite sure what could come of the day because it seems just a little surreal-- kind of weather.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: fairy. easy one. Queen Mab!!
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Spanish guitar (though I did once answer this as-harp on my good days and digeridoo on the tough ones.) Take it as you will.
If I were an animal, I'd be: panther.
If I were a color, I'd be: green.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: content
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: carrots. They add color to anything you combine them with.
If I were a sound, I'd be:
If I were an element, I'd be: if we’re talking ‘the 4 elements’, then earth. That’s just the most like me. Though theres a little fire there too.If I were a car, I'd be: my wonderful ford Taurus. Not the prettiest thing around, but you warm up to it once you get to know it. Its practical and it’s got personality.
If I were a song, I'd be: ive thought about this one before and have yet to come up with an answer. It shouldn’t nec. just be a song that I like, but one that describes me best. Im narrowing it down.
If I were a movie, I'd be: mulan (shes a kickass chic who stands up for herself), or office space (downright sarcastic)
If I were a book, I'd be: catcher, siddartha, leaves of grass. My classic favorites
If I were a place, I'd be: new york city. You can find pretty much any mood in there. Serenity in central park, hustle bustle in time square, artsy-ness in the village, sassiness of park ave., etc etc
If I were a material, I'd be: velvet
If I were a taste, I'd be: strawberries
If I were a scent, I'd be: vanilla. It’s the scent most people associate with me anyway.
If I were a word, I'd be: ergo
If I were an object, I'd be: Japanese fan
If I were a body part, I'd be: inner thigh-sensitive, secretive (at least mine are), but sometimes eager :-x.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: wink
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: if we’re talking the basic high school classes, then English
If I were a shape, I'd be: circle/trinity
If I were a number, I'd be: 13