Today, I drove my car into a stop sign.
Not one of those stop signs that are hammered into the ground,
but one of the ones cemented into a cinder block.
I deserve a standing applause.
Thank You.

I can positively say that I had the worst weekend ever.

Have you ever looked at your buddy list and came to the conclusion that you have no idea who the majority of the people are. I honestly have over 200 people on my buddy list of which I have either lost touch with or just forgot who they are. Thats just sad.

Um. Someone come over and please turn Rosanne off. Its like Barney. My fingers refuse to turn it off.

Today is the day of back to school shopping ( Read more... )

My room has hit past the point of disaster that makes me want to close the door and build another
bedroom onto my house. Ill forget this one exists, and if anyone asks, ill just
say its under investigation for a murder.

Also does anyone want to donate hundreds of dollars to me so i can go buy a new wardrobe? I'm really
sick of mine.

I have been up since 9. It's 10:12. For the last hour and twelve minutes I have been attempting to make my
way into the shower. However, a record-breaking four people managed to slip in
right in front of me. I swear, the world wants me to be a stinky today.

Happy 1 year and 2 months love.<3

Wow. I should really start updating this thing.

sometimes i just want to cry because things are so lame. so lame.

Mike and I are getting married in Target. You are all welcome to come!
<3