Death and the Blackberry

[redshylock]

This is my haven't-seen-it, won't-see-it, don't-need-to-see-it-to-know pre-release review of "One Missed Call." It's stupid. Don't see it

Comments

[roninspoon]

You're just saying that because you've never been mischarged for $20,000 worth of text messages.

[redshylock]

Touche.

Still, I giggle at the idea of Death having a personalized ringtone. What would it be? Mozart's Requiem? Or is that too on the nose?

[roninspoon]

I'm sure it would be something catchy and contemporary, like 50 cent, or Avril Lavinge.

[waltermonkey]

To be fair, it's not Hollywood's fault. It's Japan's.

They're way ahead of us, techonologically. I'm sure they've already made the movie about seeing your own death on pixelated cellphone video.

[roninspoon]

Death from Blue Tooth Sniping.

[redshylock]

Hmph. Who's the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?