GIRLS'S COSTUME WAREHOUSE

[redstapler]

Today I'm going to take the piss out of one of our society's oddest ills: "Sexy" Women's Costumes.

Comments

[sacramentalist]

Oh boy. I want to smurf that smurf in the smurf with my smurf. The problem with the Chinese Takeout is you're hungry for more an hour later. Actually, I like the Gold-digger one. The others are trash.

[dragonlady7]

It's so dumb. And yet, when in doubt, I get my tits out. Because I lack enough opportunities for that in my daily life.

(Related topic: What To Stencil On The Ass Of My Roller Derby Uniform.)

[zekejojo]

Who doesn't want to wear an outfit that lets her crotch literally thank all onlookers?

[airspaniel]

DAMN YOU for making me want to purchase that sexy Willy costume and make a slug brown skirt with a fake bustle and train to wear with it. And a headpiece with antenna eyes. IS THERE EVEN A MARKET FOR GENDERSWAPPED SLUG COSPLAY??

Wait... oh god, no, wait, don't answer that.

[redstapler]

If you did that, I would totally dress as Fry.

I wouldn't let you do that alone.

[airspaniel]

NO FOOD OR DRINK ON THE TOUR.

[offbalance]

I'm a mouse! Duhhh...