local81 is busy today so i bring you this message in his stead:

Game Night or maybe even PORCH DRINKING FRIDAY!!!! depending on the weather. either way the usual place, tonight after 8pm.

i am eating a ginormous bowl of cocoa puffs for breakfast.

wrap sweaters still confound me. one day i want to be able to put one on in under ten minutes.

aj: (after watching me slam my third vodka drink) you should switch to beer.
me: yeah, i probably should, thanks for looking out for me.
aj: that way you can get a few shots in before the night is through.

I just saved hundreds of dollars on car insurance!

my very munificent friends took me out for pizza and beer last night. good times, good times!

ha! johnny101! i beat you to using the word of the day! ;)

tomorrow night...thee kirk is in town, what's going on? i know dana has early plans and beth has a *cough* date. anyone else?

oooook, i'm out of shape. i went downstairs to hit the heavy bag to work out some serious aggression (it would have been more therapeutic if i'd had pictures of people i want to seriously injure taped to the bag but i digress...) and after 15 minutes i was wheezing and panting and my lungs hurt and i knew if i continued i would puke. i used to do ( Read more... )

so i suck. i hate when people do that passive aggressive bullshit and here i am doing it. thanks god for vodka and xanax!

there are 22 shopping days left until my birthday!

ETA: there are also 22 shopping days until thenewfiction's birthday!

happy now ya big almost 30 year old baby?

you say your throat hurts? here let me give you some HORSE PILLS to take, those should go down smoothly ( Read more... )