Or maybe you're talking about the flat things that have a string going between it and the glass sheet in the box. Those things are fun! I just have to push the buttons and words come out onto the screen! It's so fun, it's like writing, but without, y'know, the actual writing part.
Or maybe I was wearing the dress to be even better at drownball. So then the bazongas are explained, I think.
Uh, yeah. I am a master of The Twelve Schools of Vargus-Do Zodiac Style Swordplay, and I can wield more than one sword at once. More than two, even!
But all my swords disappeared. I think Thief is playing a joke on me. But that's okay, the jokes on him and Black Mage and Red Mage. We were playing hids-and-seek and I couldn't find them, so I said "TAG, YOU'RE IT!" and won.
Oh...I thought it might be like "glasschucks" or something like that since, y'know, it's got two parts connected together that would really hurt if you get hit by them, it looks like. But yeah. Computer. I'll remember that. I think.
Swordchucks are better than darts! They can hold off eight swords at once, and it really doesn't matter that they're just as dangerous to me as they are to who I'm fighting, becuase that's just a minor detail, yo.
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What a strange little thing!
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...do you like swords?
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You know that robot just turned you into a girl, right? I'm Zack, by the way. I guess you must be new here. Also - I'm normally a guy.
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Oh yeah, my name is Fighter. I guess I'm normally a guy, too. I think. I'll have to ask Black Mage, who isn't here, so I don't know.
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Fighter? Black Mage? Those are names? Pretty weird but I guess its kinda cool in a way.
So are you actually a fighter?
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Uh, yeah. I am a master of The Twelve Schools of Vargus-Do Zodiac Style Swordplay, and I can wield more than one sword at once. More than two, even!
But all my swords disappeared. I think Thief is playing a joke on me. But that's okay, the jokes on him and Black Mage and Red Mage. We were playing hids-and-seek and I couldn't find them, so I said "TAG, YOU'RE IT!" and won.
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Never heard of swordchucks, but I doubt they're as good as my darts.
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Swordchucks are better than darts! They can hold off eight swords at once, and it really doesn't matter that they're just as dangerous to me as they are to who I'm fighting, becuase that's just a minor detail, yo.
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