fuck vaginas

[redtapestry]

Fuck vaginas. What are they good for, anyway? Unless you're having sex (which I'm not) or pushing out a baby to either a) repopulate the world after Z Day or b) bearing Karl Urban's love child because you just couldn't bear making him wear a condom, there's no use to them whatsoever. Yet, once a month, we of the "weaker" sex bleed like a freaking

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[mcc2040]

OMG I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT?

Apparently it's not enough that we have to give birth, but we also have to go into a "bloodrage" once a month. PFT.

[redtapestry]

I KNOW! And guys are all like, "Are you on the rag?" And I feel like, "For shiz I'm on the rag, bitch! Now, hold still while I cut off your dick with these rusty garden shears! See who'll be bitching now."

[mcc2040]

I JUST WANT TO SMACK THEIR ASS WITH THE FUCKING BLOODY RAG/TAMPON. Whenever they ask that. And totally, "Look whose bleeding now BITCH. Need a rag?"

Guys just piss me off sometimes... even when my biological clock isn't ticking.

[redtapestry]

I completely agree with you; there's a reason we have the babies. Guys cannot be trusted.

[hoshinekoyasha]

[redtapestry]

This is exactly how I feel! One more reason that Wanda Sykes is my brain on black.

[ckll]

It sucks to be a woman.

[redtapestry]

Yeppers, my friend. It's also very expensive, I have found. What balls.

[easytigergrrr]

Vaginas are nothing but trouble sometimes!

[redtapestry]

They're pretty ridiculous.

[borg_princess]

A+++

Guys have it easy. And then they have the nerve to mock us for the downsides to our gender. *glares* All those PMS jokes they crack...and I remember this guy at high school trying to be like, 'Oh, come on, we have problems too! Like, it's embarrassing when we have inappropriate boners because we can't control how we react to chicks'. YES, THAT TOTALLY COMPARES TO BLEEDING AND BEING IN PAIN AND DEPRESSED AND EVERYTHING.

I wish guys suffered something similar as well. So unfair. The day science enables men to give birth as well, we'll be truly equal.

[redtapestry]

Yeah, cuz boners in class and bleeding all over your pants are totes the same things.

I think every time a guy makes a crack about the period we have to go through, we should be able to kick them in the balls. Hard. See how they like peeing blood.

[borg_princess]

every time a guy makes a crack about the period we have to go through, we should be able to kick them in the balls

*gigglesmirk* ITA. No jury in the world would convict us on an assault charge!

[redtapestry]

They may even give us a medal.