1st Bite [Phone/Action]

[redthenightless]

[Phone]

So I just talk into this end and everyone else can hear me? What an interesting device~ It’s almost like Patchouli’s magic. I just wish there was a picture too…

[The child-like curiosity in her voice is soon replaced by a rather haughty yet refined tone]

In any case, I suppose I should introduce myself, shouldn’t I? My name is Remilia Scarlet

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[artwithknives]

[Oh hey next door neighbors. Shiki is just staring out the window. STARING.]

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[redthenightless]

[...SURE DOES FEEL LIKE SOMEONE'S STARING AT ME.]

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[redthenightless]

[TURN, GLARING RIGHT BACK]

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[redthenightless]

[OH FUCK, DRONE MOM JUST SHUT HER OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU DISTRACTED HER]

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[decadenzas]

[Wandering by on his way to the next street over, but a spectacle like this is just too good to pass up... WELP just going to pause on his way down the sidewalk and cheer her on, then. Tiny people with big egos unite!!!!]

You really don't need to, you know. That's just a drone.

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[redthenightless]

A what?

[turning around to address the new OH FUCK NOW DRONE MOM CLOSED THE DOOR ON HER LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE]

[decadenzas]

[OOPS.... he is totally sympathetic to her plight okay, just ignore the mild fit of laughter.]

A drone. They've no real will or mind of their own, you know. If they bother you, just trick them into the basement and lock the door.

[redthenightless]

[>:|]

Locking people in the basement? That's not really something I want to repeat more than necessary.

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[nothing_is_grey]

If you are looking for the Hakurei Miko she isn't here, though I'm sure you will run across other familiar faces instead. As for the woman sadly you will have to deal with her until she is replaced.

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[redthenightless]

Oh? So they can be replaced?

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[nothing_is_grey]

To a point, the drones are for filler, those of us like you and I are placed in those roles and the drone is removed. Of course some people become drones....

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[redthenightless]

...so their replacement isn't something we can cause to happen.

[SHE DOESN'T WANT THIS WOMAN, SHE WANTS SAKUYA AND FLAN AND PATCHY AND MEILING AND KOAKUMA]

[wizardoftheweek]

... Remi...

Is this really you? Or is this some cruel trick of this place...

[redthenightless]

Ah, Patchy! So you are here!

[YAY FAMIRY not that she expected anything else WHY WOULDN'T THEY ALL BE HERE?]

[wizardoftheweek]

...

Where are you?

[redthenightless]

506 Ricardo Street! I think Sakuya is on her way now.

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[queenofscarlet]

Unfortunately, you'll find that your so-called mother can neither be removed nor made interesting. Honestly, I could file a number of complaints against this town, but these dreadfully dull drones are the worst.

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[redthenightless]

Is that so? What a bother. Is there at least some way to convince them to stop bothering me?

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[queenofscarlet]

I'm afraid not. I suppose the best solution would just be to pretend to agree with whatever nonsense they say and then hope they leave you alone afterwards.

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[redthenightless]

Hmph. What bothersome people; they're quite lucky I'm without my powers or I'd paint the walls scarlet.