Ouroboros Round Robin 3.1
WARNING! nudity... censored. I am being thoughtful this time round :3
WTF is the Round Robin? Click here :D
So, by a twist of fate (it could also be that I'm #3 on the RR queue XD) Lessa Ouroboros moves into the neighbourhood on my computer. The first thing she does when she's finished moving in is look for a job.
Lessa: Hmm... architect... interesting...
And Oh! By the way, these are Lessa's stats:
Sign - Aries 7 • 8 • 4 • 3 • 3
Aspirations - Pleasure, Family
Lifetime Want - Become Professional Party Guest
Turn-ons - zombiism, formal wear
Turn-off - swimwear
She also looks for jobs online, on her brand-new Acer Ferrari. GAWD THAT IS A SEXY LAPTOP.
And isn't it awesome how Sims have Internet access just by plopping their desktops or laptops anywhere on the lot?! I wish that worked IRL too ;(
And the oligatory welcome wagon... this guy is first to visit Lessa, but she is not impressed. I think it might be the makeup. Poor guy :(
(dude was used as a guinea pig in Cosmetology by some other dude on another lot :O)
Lessa tries to whip up a meal for the neighbours, but burns the food. First burninated meal at the new house! WHY, LESSA, WHY? I THOUGHT YOU HAD 10 COOKING POINTS. I'm so disappointed in you (T_T)
Here's another guy from the welcome wagon, Mr. Hesh Oligo from next door. They look like they are having fun.
Lessa: I love making friends from all over the world!
Hesh: I have the urge to put this fork into your head. Keep talking.
Call me slow or anything along that line, but of the five months since I had BV I have NOT tried out the mahjong table. But now I have.
FACT: You cannot play a game of mahjong with TWO persons IRL. But apparently this is entirely possible in-game. That is why I love the sims, I dunn-
They don't roll dices at the start of the game?! This is not mahjong!
Lessa: Oh shush!
Clown-guy: Your house looks like a warehouse.
Lessa: It is exactly what you think it is. Unfortunately.
Lessa's love for fashion and makeup makes her wear junk even when she goes to bed. Sigh. Her eyes look like they may shoot laser beams at you if you stare hard enough...
I never fully understand why every Sim needs to read papers in the toilet. Even when they're just gonna pee. It's intriguing.
Bubble fart! Or not.
It's the second day in Unpleasantview for Miss Ouroboros here, and she decides to take her brand-new Volkswagen Bettle downtown for a ride.
Nice choice of destination, Lessa :|
A photobooth at the park! Lessa takes this opportunity to play with it. I don't know why you look so pleased with it, but the end results are boring, Y/N?
Townie flow in like a flood so that Lessa can socialise. She is interested in this guy, but is disappointed at his choice of topic.
Random guy: Do you like magic? Have you seen a warlock before? No? Never mind, I know of this secret place where warlocks and witches reside-
Lessa: UGH.
Crap, is that Goopy's sister?
Who the hell is Jenny Cameron? This guy will be held responsible for prank calls.
Lessa: You're saying my house looks like a factory? Who did you hear this from?!
Townie: Everyone.
Paprika is trying to burn a hole in Lessa's sleeve with his stare. XD
Discounts! Maybe Lessa can get a chair with just a dollar... :D
Author's notes:
Maaaan! I haven't played The Sims for a long time! Ouroboros is my first challenge of the year, yay!