Ouroboros Round Robin 3.5
WARNING! Vomit and birthage!
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We start with a picture of Lessa's vomitfest. Is she:
1. ...ill?
2. ...preggy?
3. ...ate something wrong?
Reason why Adele's meshes are awesome: they have realistic preggy morphs.
Or maybe I haven't been playing attention to other meshes...
Despite being preggy and the energy bar declining at F1 speed, Lessa still opens shop to earn some quick bucks.
However, her customers don't seem to appreciate her work.
PAPRIKA, you are not supposed to un-appreciate Lessa's work of art, you Cosmetology failure!
Poor Sigmund, getting made up as a geisha-gone-wrong :(
(Yes I have sims of my dolls XP)
Oh, and here you can see Paprika's awesome baldage, conceived by the magic hands of Lessa Ouroboros.
Lessa retires to the bedroom, and Trevor takes over. Remember this guy has ZERO Cosmetology badges.
Sigmund is deciding whether to let him give him a makeover. I THINK NOT, DEAR!
And this is the true reason why Trevor decides to have microwavables for dinner.
Lessa makes it known that preggy women can boogie too.
I just realise that coffee table has no shadows. Does it exist, or not?
...I don't know what she's having for dinner.
O HAI POP.
Trevor has a slight obsession with dolls...
...and he also has an obsession with rain.
Trevor: YES! It's raining, it's raining!
And what is Lessa obsessed with?
Stufing herself with French cakes and pastries!
Trevor decides to marry Lessa, but hates it so much he's leaving.
Lessa: Trevor, you are not going anywhere. Emphasis placed on "not".
It's a wonder how someone can hate being tied down so much but love a person this deep... three bolts and so much more!
They are officially a match made in heaven. Peoples, pay the matchmaker exhorbitant fees to find true love. Wish that worked IRL :(
omfgasdfgkhlasdd MORNING CUDDLE. SOSOSO CUTE!
Here we witness the birthage...
Lessa: OMG TREVOR GET YOUR LTTLE BUM HERE. NOW!
It's a girl! Her name is Novia and she has Mama's blue eyes and Papa's fair skin.
(Cookies to those who guess my naming inspiration :3)
The obligatory I-am-a-good-parent shot.
The only way to get things fixed, as per Mr. Repairman's advice, is to hammer it with a wrench. Hammer it repeatedly. Hammer it till the water stops gushing out or the sparks stop flying.
Stuffing her face after the birthage.
Chip n' Dale!
Judging from her work outfit, Lessa's job could be misintepreted as "juggler by day, burglar by night".
Trevor associates his new book with all things phallic.
Trevor: HELLO? I needs moar baby-making action here!
Yes, I'm keeping tabs on Lessa's job promos. Primarily because I can LOL at EAxis' failure to include apostrophes in their descriptions.
Trevor gets what he yearns for, happy!
The burglar came and stole their hot tub! I wonder if that's possible IRL XD XD
And silly me did not buy a burglar alarm for them. OH JOY.
Another obligatory baby-has-happy-fam picture.
Is the girl from the Games club hot, or is the girl from the Games club hot? Anyone needs her in his/her legacies? :3
Lessa's work outfit gets more exciting. Still Maxis but whatev!
Right after Trevor brushes his teeth, the faucet bursts.
Trevor's first burninated meal.
WHY TREV YOU HAS SO MANY COOKING POINTS.
By that job description, Lessa is now working as a... prima donna?
Novia's birthday!
Lessa: TREV GET YOUR LITTLE BUM OVER HERE. NOW!
I missed the confetti action, but Toddler!Novia is so cute, Y/Y?
Yes, another I-are-good-parent picture.
When you have 10 body points, you can do whatever you want in whatever you wear.
Yep, Lessa's work outfit.
Mmmmm pop! I hope it's a boy!
A glowing toddler is a smart toddler.
*hangs glow sticks on my cousins*
Trevor: How about we move into a proper house?
Lessa: How about NO, because I've grown attached to this warehouse!
The house is decorated with balloons for the princess' birthday... which doesn't happen until two days later.
(they had to get her another cake)
Novia has inherited the dolly obsession...
...and Lessa's with the second kid...
...and Novia grows up to be awesome (yay for confetti action!)
Novia: WOOO! I love this new look!
Weird convo that comes up during mahjong...
Lessa: We need a new frying pan. Is it okay if we don't have fried eggs for tomorrow's breakfast?
Trevor: Throw out a tile.
Author's Notes:
- SORRY FOR THE DELAY. Was caught up with work and more work, so I can only post this update now.
- Fast forward and lengthy updates until Thursday! IT'S A PROMISE, PEOPLE, SHOOT ME IF I DON''T STICK TO IT.