Slacking at work...haha!
Quick TV update since I've been Hulu-ing at work while my boss is out today.
I was 3 weeks behind on Rescue Me, and am now 1-week having missed Tuesday, so this is all gonna be old:
I am naming my (imaginary) band the DBs. Also, Apache Stone is a shitty name. Poor Garrity, it’s not bad enough he lost a kidney and gets no pussy but now they’re playing his benefit. Though, they could be worse. He could be one of the guys taking his advice and making life-altering (and fucking stupid) decisions.
I love Mrs. Needles, especially now that she’s taken this new psycho TaTu-twist (get it, Tatu? teen Russian fake lesbos?). And with Derek? There is not enough shame in the world. Poor Needles though, totally over his head on this one.
OMG Uncle Teddy! “I’m 3-0 against dykes...and I’m not talkin’ those soft bitches...when it comes to fightin’ lesbos I was born ready...I’m Dyke Tyson!” He’s a champ!
Also...“Those Lenny Dykestras...”
“They’re classy broads for broads who don’t look like broads.”
The lez jokes at the bar were great, nothing beats a Bull Dyke Parade.
Finally, Sheila and Janet. Epic!
I’m happy to see Abby Lockheart again. It was good to see her disregard Tommy, hate on Lou and Aniston, call Franco pillow lips and Mikey dumb, and talk shit about Twilight and Damien in such a brief period of utter awesomeness. Plus, I love the mystery of her box (no pun intended). Also, jsyk, waltzing into a firehouse is harder than the show makes it looks.
How dare Tommy hate on Lou, cupcakes are awesome! I mean, who the fuck is Tommy to talk? He’s an idiot. Guaranteed sex with Janet (who is hotter/less psychotic than Shiela) and spending time with your kids without actually having to live there is an awesome deal. And, I mean, did he even hear Shiela’s speech? It was supposed to be hot but I was disgusted.
Hehe, Needles and Lou. The plan for the fight and more lez jokes:
“Seeing Teddy go mano-a-lezbo...”
“Would you fight [hillary].” “Not without weapons...”
And Lou picking Needles as his best man buffer would be dick if Tommy wasn’t such an awful friend most of the time.
Oh, Garrity and his Technicolor Tanned cock? What is it with dudes and their dicks? I certainly don’t stand around flashing my cooch to my friends whenever I have a question. I wonder much “tanning” must one do to get a tangerine-colored cock? I’d imagine quite a bit.
Episode highlight: A Cockwork Orange. Film it!
Side note, the guy who does the soundtrack for Rescue Me is great at his job. Also, I’ve really been enjoying the opening sequences. The fire with the Duffy over-lay and then this one, which was a bit long but still good stuff.
I was 3 weeks behind on Rescue Me, and am now 1-week having missed Tuesday, so this is all gonna be old:
I am naming my (imaginary) band the DBs. Also, Apache Stone is a shitty name. Poor Garrity, it’s not bad enough he lost a kidney and gets no pussy but now they’re playing his benefit. Though, they could be worse. He could be one of the guys taking his advice and making life-altering (and fucking stupid) decisions.
I love Mrs. Needles, especially now that she’s taken this new psycho TaTu-twist (get it, Tatu? teen Russian fake lesbos?). And with Derek? There is not enough shame in the world. Poor Needles though, totally over his head on this one.
OMG Uncle Teddy! “I’m 3-0 against dykes...and I’m not talkin’ those soft bitches...when it comes to fightin’ lesbos I was born ready...I’m Dyke Tyson!” He’s a champ!
Also...“Those Lenny Dykestras...”
“They’re classy broads for broads who don’t look like broads.”
The lez jokes at the bar were great, nothing beats a Bull Dyke Parade.
Finally, Sheila and Janet. Epic!
I’m happy to see Abby Lockheart again. It was good to see her disregard Tommy, hate on Lou and Aniston, call Franco pillow lips and Mikey dumb, and talk shit about Twilight and Damien in such a brief period of utter awesomeness. Plus, I love the mystery of her box (no pun intended). Also, jsyk, waltzing into a firehouse is harder than the show makes it looks.
How dare Tommy hate on Lou, cupcakes are awesome! I mean, who the fuck is Tommy to talk? He’s an idiot. Guaranteed sex with Janet (who is hotter/less psychotic than Shiela) and spending time with your kids without actually having to live there is an awesome deal. And, I mean, did he even hear Shiela’s speech? It was supposed to be hot but I was disgusted.
Hehe, Needles and Lou. The plan for the fight and more lez jokes:
“Seeing Teddy go mano-a-lezbo...”
“Would you fight [hillary].” “Not without weapons...”
And Lou picking Needles as his best man buffer would be dick if Tommy wasn’t such an awful friend most of the time.
Oh, Garrity and his Technicolor Tanned cock? What is it with dudes and their dicks? I certainly don’t stand around flashing my cooch to my friends whenever I have a question. I wonder much “tanning” must one do to get a tangerine-colored cock? I’d imagine quite a bit.
Episode highlight: A Cockwork Orange. Film it!
Side note, the guy who does the soundtrack for Rescue Me is great at his job. Also, I’ve really been enjoying the opening sequences. The fire with the Duffy over-lay and then this one, which was a bit long but still good stuff.