*016CENA. (to the godfuckin' teeth)
Christmas is never big enough around these parts but I thought I should squeeze out of my withering savings fund what I can for the occasion, because dammit I love you guys and I look fabulous. Deidara can shop. D'you know that? Swear to God I didn't know that. I mean, there was that one trip out for my birthday but that was different because- Well. You know. I was there. You can't go shopping with me and not buy me shit. Seriously. Doesn't happen. Fair warning. So, I went out of Cena for the first time since...well, yeah. That was one hell of a trip let me tell you. Scary as shit. I'm prety sure I'm gunna have to stay put because otherwise I'm going to die of a heart attack. God. Scary shit, man. No lie. and got some stuff because I needed to. Otherwise I'd feel completely inadequate as a person.
Dei, I was pretty sure you'd kill me if I brought dresses home, so I abstained (with quite a bit of difficulty) and brought you back a new tarp for your studio instead, because the other one is pretty well burned straight thrugh which is charming, don't get me wrong I'd love to make somethin' out of it but renders it pretty much useless by tarp standards. It isn't much, but, you know, I figured you could use it. And, just in case you really wanted to test it out, I found that one guy (you know, that one guy) and bought, like, sixty different types of sparklers and a decent amplifier just in case we were running low. It isn't much, but I figured it would work. Yeah, I'm lame. Shut up. Besides, I figured it would be better to work your gifts to their full potential than to get you a bunch of shit you can't use.
Anko, baby, I wasn't exactly what to get for you but I was window shopping and came across this little beauty and I couldn't resist. I picked up some earrings made of recycled skateboards and a sweater for you to, because faggotry is apparently all I'm good for. If you don't like them the reciepts in the package I'm sending to you; you can take 'em back for something you like better. (Merry Christmas, love.)
...Boy Candy. I made you a cake. Thank me and be joyous. Yeah, I know it's not you're fucking birthday, shut up and be joyous already. I could've made fag cookies instead.
Rin, I got you a pair of scarves (one short and one long so that you can change it up as need be) so that you'll be warmer. I don't really think cold contributes that much to illness but it can't help any. And, you know, I don't want you feeling miserable. Which is why I also got you a few things you desperately need. Don't pass up sleep just because things are getting bad. Insomnia'll kill your immunity. You and I both know that. You can't be dealing with sick people all day when your immune system's freakin' shot. Don't push yourself to hard, okay? I know things are getting really bad, but we don't want you to get sick, Rin. You get sick, we're fucked. So sleep, damn you. Merry Christmas.
Uh, Gaara, man, I'd tell you the same thing but I really don't feel like dying, so here's a pair of slippers to make me feel good about myself. Try not to kill anybody.
...Sai, I don't expect you to know what your present is, so if you get the chance, ask somebody. Preferrably in public. I'm sure they would just love to educate you. ♥ ♥ ♥
Sasuke, I got you a poster. It's my opinion that you should pin it to your forehead. All my love.
...Sakura-chan. Since it absorbs so much of your attention.
Tayuya-chan: because I care.
Itachi-san: because I have some sort of death wish, not unlike my boyfriend, apparently. (Please don't kill me. Or him. The sex is really good. And I really, really love him. No lie.)
...and...Haku. In an anonymous package that will not have any return address, I assure you. I really didn't know-... I was going to get them for me, but that didn't feel right. It didn't feel right. And...I mean. I didn't know what else to- ...yeah. Yeah. Just- Yeah. You don't have to keep them. Don't try to send them back. They won't find me again. I sent them to the post office with someone else, even. Merry Christmas, I guess.
And...yeah.
That's pretty much that.
(Yeah, my saving's account is reeling. But it was worth it. Way worth it.) I hope you guys like everything - anyone wants to do anything tonight that absolutely works for me. He and I are only really busy nowadays if he feels like it. I'm in a super lazy mood. It's kind of amazing. Otherwise I think I might just sleep all day long. That sounds incredible. I love you guys, yeah. Stay safe. The glove is love. Merry fuckin' Christmas. Happy winter solstace. Everything that needs saying and then some.
Dei, I was pretty sure you'd kill me if I brought dresses home, so I abstained (with quite a bit of difficulty) and brought you back a new tarp for your studio instead, because the other one is pretty well burned straight thrugh which is charming, don't get me wrong I'd love to make somethin' out of it but renders it pretty much useless by tarp standards. It isn't much, but, you know, I figured you could use it. And, just in case you really wanted to test it out, I found that one guy (you know, that one guy) and bought, like, sixty different types of sparklers and a decent amplifier just in case we were running low. It isn't much, but I figured it would work. Yeah, I'm lame. Shut up. Besides, I figured it would be better to work your gifts to their full potential than to get you a bunch of shit you can't use.
Anko, baby, I wasn't exactly what to get for you but I was window shopping and came across this little beauty and I couldn't resist. I picked up some earrings made of recycled skateboards and a sweater for you to, because faggotry is apparently all I'm good for. If you don't like them the reciepts in the package I'm sending to you; you can take 'em back for something you like better. (Merry Christmas, love.)
...Boy Candy. I made you a cake. Thank me and be joyous. Yeah, I know it's not you're fucking birthday, shut up and be joyous already. I could've made fag cookies instead.
Rin, I got you a pair of scarves (one short and one long so that you can change it up as need be) so that you'll be warmer. I don't really think cold contributes that much to illness but it can't help any. And, you know, I don't want you feeling miserable. Which is why I also got you a few things you desperately need. Don't pass up sleep just because things are getting bad. Insomnia'll kill your immunity. You and I both know that. You can't be dealing with sick people all day when your immune system's freakin' shot. Don't push yourself to hard, okay? I know things are getting really bad, but we don't want you to get sick, Rin. You get sick, we're fucked. So sleep, damn you. Merry Christmas.
Uh, Gaara, man, I'd tell you the same thing but I really don't feel like dying, so here's a pair of slippers to make me feel good about myself. Try not to kill anybody.
...Sai, I don't expect you to know what your present is, so if you get the chance, ask somebody. Preferrably in public. I'm sure they would just love to educate you. ♥ ♥ ♥
Sasuke, I got you a poster. It's my opinion that you should pin it to your forehead. All my love.
...Sakura-chan. Since it absorbs so much of your attention.
Tayuya-chan: because I care.
Itachi-san: because I have some sort of death wish, not unlike my boyfriend, apparently. (Please don't kill me. Or him. The sex is really good. And I really, really love him. No lie.)
...and...Haku. In an anonymous package that will not have any return address, I assure you. I really didn't know-... I was going to get them for me, but that didn't feel right. It didn't feel right. And...I mean. I didn't know what else to- ...yeah. Yeah. Just- Yeah. You don't have to keep them. Don't try to send them back. They won't find me again. I sent them to the post office with someone else, even. Merry Christmas, I guess.
And...yeah.
That's pretty much that.
(Yeah, my saving's account is reeling. But it was worth it. Way worth it.) I hope you guys like everything - anyone wants to do anything tonight that absolutely works for me. He and I are only really busy nowadays if he feels like it. I'm in a super lazy mood. It's kind of amazing. Otherwise I think I might just sleep all day long. That sounds incredible. I love you guys, yeah. Stay safe. The glove is love. Merry fuckin' Christmas. Happy winter solstace. Everything that needs saying and then some.