**004CELO. (read it and weep ♥)

[redwhite_impact]

Ladies and gentleman, Para-chan is going out on the town! (BRING THAT SHIT ON MOTHERFUCKER. BRING. THAT. SHIT. ON.) I'm so fuckin' ready to get out of the house. Pink isn't usually my color, but it was totally free, courtesy of Ran-chan's hot-rod little sister. It used to be hers, but it makes my legs look frickin' awesome. Anybody else thinking I

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[dango_diva]

*grabby hands*

SO CUTE! I must find one of those! Even if it is pink

And I must give a YES vote for the piercing. Always hot.

[redwhite_impact]

ANKO-CHAN I'VE MISSED YOU SO. We really need to go shopping together. Like. SOON.

Tell me you're coming. Totally wouldn't be a party without you.

[dango_diva]

Was wondering where you had dropped off to. AND YES! WE MUST GO SHOPPING. I'm sick to death of everything I have and shiny new things are always wonderful.

And you know I wouldn't miss it for the world. ♥

[redwhite_impact]

My boss gave me a proverbial two-week hang over? Best excuse I can provide.

BUT SHOPPING. YES. TOMORROW Y/N? I've got clothes to wear out, but Lord knows I could always do with a few more. And couldn't everybody?

And you'd better not. ;D

[formulaforlazy]

Charming.

[redwhite_impact]

If you say so(?)

Found anything to do, if you're so set on avoiding having fun?

[formulaforlazy]

I didn't know "not crossdressing" equated to "avoiding having fun"...hmmm...

[redwhite_impact]

...

...I was referring to the 'not partying' bit.

But, yeah. Whatever floats your boat.

[mr_inky]

That really is not your color, Dickless.

[redwhite_impact]

I'm curious as to how you would know, Douchebag.

[mr_inky]

I know because I saw the skirt and I have unforunately seen you.

Actually, everything you wear is unflattering, Fag Face.

OOC: Everyone knows Naruto looks best in orange. DUH.

[redwhite_impact]

So says Sir Up-And-Running Super Model? Didn't know you were the expert to go to, Fuck Ass. I'm usually pretty good about taking out competition.

Because you know what'd be really unfortunate?

If I had to rip your eyeballs out and fuckin' feed 'em to you, since you just don't seem to be able to keep them to yourself any other way.

That would be unfortunate.

[ OOC; I know, I know. BUT IT SPARKLES REALLY NICE UNDER A STROBE. ♥ ]

[anonymousshades]

...That is a skirt.

((OOC: I think Naruto just broke Shino's brain. XDDD))

[redwhite_impact]

Is it really? I hadn't noticed.

[ OOC; SHINO, YOU GIVE NARUTO GIGGLE FITS. ]

[anonymousshades]

Sarcasm? Hn. I apologize. I was under the assumption you were male.

I never did get your name. I am Aburame Shino.

[redwhite_impact]

Uzumaki Naruto. It's a motherfuckin' pleasure. ♥

Don't make too many assumptions about me, sweet stuff.

People tend to trip over themselves in doing so.

[redfightlight]

You'd be much more suited to a nice hole in the lip.

Look into shit like this if you plan on partying here, dumbass.

[ OOC: YOU AND ME AND THE DEVIL MAKES THREE, BABY ;D TAYUYA CAN'T WAIT. GET ONLINE OR CALL MAYBE, Y/Y? 8DDDD]

[redwhite_impact]

-whistles loudly-

Whoremouth has taste. Who knew?

[ OOC; I may or may not be on later tonight - I'm going to a friend's house for awhile. BUT I LOVE YOU. DDD: ]

[redfightlight]

I'll punch your fagtastic little face the next time I see you, jackass~ ♥

[OOC: WELL UH. UH. ;; DO WANT TALK NOW D:]

[redwhite_impact]

It'd be an honor, Missus Holy Cunt of the Year. ♥