*011CELO. (does sex get less fun when legality isn't an issue?)

[redwhite_impact]

Happy birthday.

To myself.

I guess.

I almost forgot it was today.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

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[mr_inky]

Happy Birthday, Fagface.

[redwhite_impact]

Thanks. -flat look-

[mr_inky]

You are welcome.

[redwhite_impact]

How're you holding up, Asshat?

[artindenial]

Legality, yeah?

Happy 18th.

[redwhite_impact]

-snorts-

Legality.

The fuck is that supposed to mean to anybody, I wonder?

I'll have to go get myself presents now, I suppose.

[artindenial]

Not much to me, yeah. Legality is just a word for less-dangerous sex.

... and God that's sad as shit, yeah. At least go with someone.

[redwhite_impact]

You do less-dangerous sex?

(And why should I? ._.)

[dango_diva]

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!! ♥

[OOC: Please forgive my tag delay, I should have it up within the next 12 hours but my bed calls to me first D: ]

[redwhite_impact]

-laughs- Thanks, Anko-babe. ♥

(You're okay?)

[OOC; It's fine, love. Sleep. ♥]

[dango_diva]

Anytime, hun. Getting into anything worthwhile for the occasion?

(I'm still kickin' so I guess I cannot complain too badly~ You?)

[ PRIVATE ]

[redwhite_impact]

I might throw up a party down at {redMETRIC} if I can pass it off as more of a Halloween type thing.

(I've been worse, I guess.)

[maverickentropy]

Happy Birthday Roommate Naruto

(god that sounded awkward. sorry. I'll see you when they release me, anyway.)

[redwhite_impact]

Damn but I'm worried about you, man. Are you sure you're alright? I can't believe I wasn't there to help you out I'm so sorry.

Thanks.

[maverickentropy]

You're welcome.

Yeah, I'm okay. Anko managed to get me there - even if I did pass out.

I think I've got bronchitis if I heard it right. But I guess the shaking I had was hypothermia too? It's why I'm still in here.

Don't worry about me. It's okay Naruto - you've got your own stuff going on.

[redwhite_impact]

She's one hell of girl, yeah?

All the same, that just affirms the reasons to worry about you, stupid. Do you know how long they're going to be keeping you there. (It's looking like I'm going to be having a...sleepover of sorts 'out of town' if you do or don't catch my drift. I don't know if we discussed me and my 'grocery shopping.')

I want to be back if you need the help, though. He can't keep me there forever. Doubt he honestly wants to. Ha. It's not fair to just leave you floundering on your own like I did. Seriously. I'm sorry.

[straydog_eyes]

I didn't know it was your birthday, Naruto - how old are you now? I'll try to strongarm someone into finding you a cupcake or something.

[redwhite_impact]

-snorts- Don't. It wouldn't be worth the time or effort.

And I'm eighteen, as it were.

[straydog_eyes]

I'll be the judge of what's worth me time, thank you.

All grown up, huh? Please don't get arrested.

[redwhite_impact]

I'm not worth it. I'm serious.

(And they've never landed me before, yeah? If anything, I'll get faster now.)