*016CENA. (to the godfuckin' teeth)

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Christmas is never big enough around these parts but I thought I should squeeze out of my withering savings fund what I can for the occasion, because dammit I love you guys and I look fabulous. Deidara can shop. D'you know that? Swear to God I didn't know that. I mean, there was that one trip out for my birthday but that was different because- Well

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[dango_diva]

The receipts are unnecessary because I love it all~ ♥♥♥ Especially the sweater!

Thank you sweetheart!!!

And I'm also saying thank you in lieu of someone else Angry Data Nerd...? And just for my own safety, that thing isn't going to blow up or anything is it?

[Private]
It's ok if it is, I just want to make sure I'm out of the general vicinity if it is~ No offense to your cooking skills sweetie, just taking precautions with the present company you're keeping ♥♥♥

[redwhite_impact]

-laughs- Good. I worry about people getting cold. Not everybody's me, you know. It's fleece, you know. Cashmir-quality. It's a good time. (I figured you'd like it, but I just figured I'd stay safe about it. I never know, with clothes. Might be the wrong size and whatnot. I'm pretty good at guessing, but I feel like it's just so easy to offend people with that sort of thing.)

[ P R I V A T E ]

It's not even slightly explosive. Trust me. I don't let Deidara catch wind of anything I plan on gifting other people, and...well, I don't think I've got the propensity to take up the practice. I love you too much, you know. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[dango_diva]

From what I'm seeing sweetheart you worry about everything. Yeah yeah yeah, rub it in brat ♥ It's freakin' sexy as hell and I absolutely adore it. I think perhaps it even won 'kurou's seal of approval but it honestly wasn't on long enough for me to be sure~ You should know better with me. It takes a hell of a lot to offend me and our tastes are very similar, as we've proved on many occasion love.

[Private]
Mores the pity, that would have been funny as hell :) And you should try it sometime! I'm sure it irritates the hell out of him but every now and again I can con 'kurou into letting me play with his chemistry sets... and if he's in a good mood he'll even show me a thing or two. One of these days when he's not here I'll have to show you! Trust me, it's a lot of fun :)

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Flattering as that is, clothing is just weird that way. You buy too small, you deliver a righteous blow to people's self esteem. You buy too big, you offend people. So I'm really glad to be a good guesser. ♥ And, I think I get extra point for knowing Boy Candy's tastes too. This? This deserves non-explosive cake, woman. Use it as you will and don't get sick. WORD.

[ P R I V A T E ]

Fun is good. -waggles eyebrows-

But seriously, I'd rather let Dei keep his explosives to himself; they're really cool, but he's really touchy about me not touching them unless there's sex involved. Same goes for the gun in the drawer on the nightstand; and I'm temped to leave 'em be, since it's more than once I've almost lost a testicle walkin' around the fuckin' house. FOR SERIOUS. THAT HAPPENS? YOU STOP WANTING TO BE FRIENDLY WITH EXPLOSIVES.

I've started to learn stuff, just being around him for so much time outta the day, of course. Enough to start stockpiling in case of an emergency. You remember that dufflebag I was talking about earlier? But he's

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..angry data nerd?

Yeah, really "joyous" 'ere.

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I couldn't come up with anything else school appropriate.

You'll deal.

[artindenial]

... Thanks.

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You're welcome.

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8D

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IS NICE?