...and I am about to drown my woes in copious quantities of spirits.

Amen.

Sometimes I realize I am a dumbass, and all I can do is laugh at myself ( Read more... )

I am on a quest. A virtual scavenger-hunt, if you will ( Read more... )

This is a strange ramble, as a word of warning to both the cynics and the susceptible ( Read more... )

Well then ( Read more... )

The man bought a television today. I’ll grant you that it is nice enough… and now we have two working televisions. That will be an asset when he is playing Oblivion 24/7 a couple weeks from now and I want to finish watching the last bit of Six Feet Under ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )

Ah. Relative silence ( Read more... )

Mice. Rats. The only difference is size, and size is relative. Mercurial. Of questionable importance.
And they HAVE been shitting on my stove. I think it is a personal vendetta, these defecatory acts; why shit right there, as opposed to three inches that way ( Read more... )

Ye gods, I hate having to have things done by a certain time. I always feel as though I can't do it, and when I DO, it always seems an inferior effort. Granted, had I no deadline, things would never get done ( Read more... )