I've been as drunk as a freshman fratboy for four out of the last five nights. This can't, and won't, continue, but damn if it wasn't kinda fun while it lasted. Thursday gave us a solid round of Beer and Becker, which, coupled with Mike's knee-killing, microwave-immolating antics, made the night one to remember, albiet hazily. Friday was nuts like ( Read more... )

i've said this before, and i'll say it again. the cullom-davis library at bradley university is what andy butler would describe as "bulljunk". i haven't been sleeping very well lately, or very much, at least. for the past two weeks i've been averaging four or so hours a night. clearly, my state of mind is murky at best. thanks to that, i've ( Read more... )

man, that was some hail storm this afternoon. in the span of about 30 minutes, the skies over the west bluff dropped enough ice and rain to turn my relatively-flat alley into a rushing rapid. apparently, all indications suggest that it was quite dangerous. me? i was nonplussed.

also, duck cocks? turns out they are orange after all. i knew penny ( Read more... )

note: livejournal can eat my ass. say what you will about diaryland and all the others, but they've never lost my fucking entries in mid-post. there's 45 minutes i'll never get back. ah well. here's a shorter, stripped-down summary.been a while since i updated. need to recap ( Read more... )

who got not one, but two poems into the susquehanna review? http://www.susqu.edu/writers/SUReviewSubmission.htm

this guy.

was there ever any doubt?

ncaa tournament pick record - 13-3

i shaved my mustache today. alas.

happy st. patrick's day, all.

ncaa tournament pick record: 0-0

being in kokomo has once again drained whatever creative juices i'd managed to build up in recent weeks. i'm not sure what it is about this place that makes me so lethargic, but it's becoming quite the pain in my ass ( Read more... )

the time has come to begin liking college again. excelsior.

i think someone just emptied a clip outside my window.

welcome to peoria.

goddamned 18th century novels class. makes me want to harm myself with a screwdriver.

on the plus side, i'm listening to my own radio show, which i recorded on the station's sexy new disc recorder. it sounds even better the second time around.

yes, i'm a procrastinator and a narcissist ( Read more... )