the woodcutter has a headdesk moment

[redwoodsman]

A young couple in Germany found a loaded 9 mm Sig Sauer pistol in a side pocket of a stroller they won in an internet auction after collecting it from nearby Hamburg. Police searched the house of the seller, who couldn't explain how the weapon had gotten there. "He said it didn't belong to him," police said Wednesday.

Unbelievable.

Comments

[strucktwelve]

Got to start them young?

[redwoodsman]

More like trying to get rid of a weapon. Disturbs me that the German police seem to be taking the whole thing in stride.

[hatesbears]

And yet, your mental pain only brings me more joy. IMAGINE THAT.

[redwoodsman]

Hello, Ms. Bloom. It's been awhile.

[hatesbears]

REALLY, cunty? You know, time DOES FLY when you're having naughty fun.

[redwoodsman]

It does, doesn't it? I hear you had an interesting time while I was away.

[xwhatbigteethx]

I've got to start getting into this internet auction business, if these are the sorts of pleasant little surprises I can expect to come across!

[redwoodsman]

Because we all know you would be a frequent buyer of the infant merchandise.

[xwhatbigteethx]

What can I say? I'm a family man.

[redwoodsman]

Pedophilia and incest? You learn something new everyday.

[bramblesgaveway]

[redwoodsman]

A bit of a disconcerting thought, isn't it? I'm glad they found it before it could do any harm.

[bramblesgaveway]

[redwoodsman]

I noticed that too. You would think not knowing who placed the gun into would encourage them to look further into it. Guns just don't appear out of no where.