Because you're a mascochist. Like, for us, instead of the "oh, they got drunk and made out" it'd be "oh, they got drunk and broke out the bondage." And I'm currently a fan of your mirror. Tape this to it too:
"Jack Osbourne has turned 19. Remember what you were doing at 19? You were probably bored, lonely, working a shitty job, taking mind-numbing classes at a community college, and occasionally working up the presence of mind to joylessly masturbate. Jack Osbourne, at 19, is an internationally recognizable reality TV icon who lives in fabulous wealth and hangs around with gorgeous women. Guess what? Even despite this, you were way, way cooler than he is. At least, no matter who you are, you can still wake up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and say 'I am not half as much of a twat as Jack Osbourne.' and I'd be a big fan. :p We'll discuss it next time we play. Hang in there bitch.
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Like, for us, instead of the "oh, they got drunk and made out" it'd be "oh, they got drunk and broke out the bondage."
And I'm currently a fan of your mirror. Tape this to it too:
"Jack Osbourne has turned 19. Remember what you were doing at 19? You were probably bored, lonely, working a shitty job, taking mind-numbing classes at a community college, and occasionally working up the presence of mind to joylessly masturbate. Jack Osbourne, at 19, is an internationally recognizable reality TV icon who lives in fabulous wealth and hangs around with gorgeous women. Guess what? Even despite this, you were way, way cooler than he is. At least, no matter who you are, you can still wake up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and say 'I am not half as much of a twat as Jack Osbourne.'
and I'd be a big fan. :p
We'll discuss it next time we play.
Hang in there bitch.
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