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[reeeeggie]

Dear Dirty, Soon-to-be-Dead Mother Fucker who stole my goddamned bike:

I'm coming for you. And when I find you, all you'll know is that your neck is stinging, and there's blood on your shirt, and the moment before your eyes close forever, you'll see my eyes, burning with the hatred of a thousand suns.

Love,
Mike

Comments

[silverockmonkey]

sad puppies =o( I have a really dull knife! Vengence *could* be mine! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Rapscallion of skullduggery

[vwwhiteknight]

What? What's that you say? Bike stolen!? Oh the intolerable cruelty of it all! What!? What's that you say?! A JEEP bike stolen!!!!? NOOOOOO! JEEPMAN will not rest until this rapscallion of skullduggery is brought to justice... In other words, Death.

JEEPMAN's services are at your disposal.