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So, male genitalia are easier to figure out than female ones, generally--they're right there. They're more user-friendly. But they just can't do as much--how many women are multiorgasmic without doing anything special, versus men who practice tantric sex and all that jazz and are? Lower maximum performance ( Read more... )

Goddammit, not again.

AAAAH! Gojira!

Once upon a time, there was a wise and mighty king, who commanded men and women, spirits of the earth and spirits of the air. One day, he called all of his wise men to him, and said, "I desire an object that will keep me wise when I might otherwise falter--an object that will remind me of the transience of things, and sober me when I am filled with ( Read more... )

So today I tried City of Villains at a friends, and played for a little bit.

In my short time there, I partied with a person from Japan (two people, really--a couple who would trade every so often... aww!).

The following bit of conversational brilliance came from them: "I am ashamed of only two things of my country... WWII and hentai."

"Oh, well, I suppose it would seem a little tame by your--oh, dear."
"What's wrong?"
"...I left my bra in his car."
"MOTHER!"
"Oh, I'm just kidding. ...I left it in the restaurant!"
"Gah! Stop!"
"On the dessert cart!"

Okay, this is fucking awesome.


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Behold!

Behold, mortals, the hilarity that is my newest icon... and TREMBLE!

"I am not yet born; O hear me ( Read more... )