I like surveys about countries!!!!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[X] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy. Just not the british way.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[X] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops. (omg finally I Xed something.)
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.
Total: 6
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5’10’’
[ ] you know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Pita is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. pattys day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 6
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[X] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total: 6
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
So apparently, I'm not at all American or Canadian, but very Australian, Italian, Irish, Russian and German? Sounds about right haha