So I was at
dwu's kickin-rad party on Saturday, and I'm talkin to some hipster-lookin' dude, and the topic of Johnny Cash comes up.
Johnny Cash must get a lot of ass
Uhh, Johnny Cash is like 85, ill, near-death, and just lost his wife
Yeah, but I wouldn't mind being 85 if I got that much ass
lol what
Crazy kids.