Three ostriches, a medium-rare crowbar and a shag, please. Yes, I'd like some fries with that.

[reetzar]

Well, results are out, i'm now officially a bum. Seriously - I'm not employed (quit my last job, remember?), and i'm not studying (I've graduated from high school, but university offers only get mailed out in mid-jan, so I wont actually be enrolled at adelaide uni till early february or so)... i'm a bum. Just not the homeless kind... speaking of

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[nichele27]

You must have: a mini fridge...
umm and a disco ball!!!!

and that was like the longest post ever..and I was soo entertained XD

[reetzar]

*grin* done and done

hehehe, yeah, took me forever :P... Yay!

^_^

[anonymous]

An endangered Chinese panda.

Shan't - nay, CAN'T - live without a panda.

- Jacob

[reetzar]

I shall get one on e-bay at once!

[dustyakubra]

You need remote control everything. Remote control lights would be awesome to start with.

Oh and to be a true shag pad, you need a mirror on the ceiling! :D

[reetzar]

hmmm... taken into serious consideration.

The only problem is I look like shit in the morning when I wake up, so If i open my eyes and see myself starting down at me i'll probably have a coronary

[oh_the_hilarity]

SHAG PAD NEEDS BEAN BAG! BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! XD