1 - i'm not there

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[drumtastic]

We get wings here? I want wings!

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So do I!

[drumtastic]

We've gotta try getting some wings then! [SO EXCITED but wait...]

You're new here, right?

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Who do you talk to about something like that?

...

Uh... yeah.

[rivercrossed]

You're not dead~! You can't even die here. There's no such thing in this town. It's awful, huh? Wanna try it out? I won't help ya if you do.

Hahaha, you don't get wings. Sorry. It doesn't work like that...

[referencer]

Uh... no thanks. Don't want to die again.

Not even in heaven?

[rivercrossed]

You died? Hm. That's weird. I haven't seen ya - so this town can steal the dead, too. Well, damn. There's no such thing as death here, just so you know.

Nope, not even if you've been a good little spirit.

[referencer]

So if I jump off of something, I won't die? That sounds... helpful, I guess.

Well that sucks! Do I get a halo?

[knowsitsname]

I don't think this is Heaven. And from what I've heard, there's no way out that we know of.

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...oh.

Have they tried taking the bus out?

[knowsitsname]

Apparently there's some kind of loop that prevents you from leaving. You'll just end up back where you started.

[referencer]

Well... maybe they haven't found all of the fruits yet.

[mosorgans]

[She's quiet a moment, before speaking softly] You're not dead.

...This is Mayfield--I guess you've just arrived?

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I guess not.

Uh... yeah, something like that. I'm new.

[mosorgans]

Has anyone explained this place to you yet? It can be a little, um... confusing when you first wake up.

[okay more than a little, but still]

[referencer]

A little, here and there. I have kids, live in America, and it's the 1950s... three things that really shouldn't be going on.

[relaxiamadoctor]

I'm afraid not~ This seems to be some sort of social experiment that we've been kidnapped into~