I WILL BE WHERE YOU ARE ON SATURDAY.

Who I'd like to meet:
The spiders I'm too lazy to suck up with a vaccum cleaner are filling that job just fine. Here's to accidental discovery of which are actually poisonous.

Weather: rampaging
Me: getting a little tired

The entire ground of the university is covered with 2-5 inches of Slurpee.

Saturday Morning: Aghastness!  My bag of groceries in the community fridge was the victim of violent drunk assault last night.  Damages include half a block of baked tofu and a bag of Trader Joe chocolates (not available in Canada ( Read more... )

How old is too old?  How early is too early for bed?

It's snowing in Vancouver, and the roof of the hockey stadium blew up.  And by "blew up" I do not mean explode, I mean deflated.  It looks pretty strange. 

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Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, but I'm only on the chocolate for day 14 of my advent calendar!  And my mom is on the phone with my aunt in Albequerque right now, which is where my grandmother is.  I just heard her say "too bad, you have to keep her for the week!" Haha ( Read more... )

It's snowing!

So the rain doesn't make me sad, but the wind makes me very very bad-tempered. Space heaters most definitely please me.

Packages and letters also delight me. Even if they have empty DVD cases in them (uh, thanks Mom and Dad!)

Mexico: I have located all your water. Please come and retrieve it as soon as possible.


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There is some drunk blond boy outside sniffling into a cell phone in the hall outside my room. It is 10:30 on a Tuesday night. I've yet to figure out why dorm living is not getting old.

I'm actually not being sarcastic. For some reason this scenario is very motivating.

Gaaaahhhh!! I wish I could have baby pandas instead of baby humans. It'd make me consider having kids at least.

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