ps: chandra? DICK IN YOUR ASS. or, JIZZ IN YOUR EYE. no no. JIZZ IN YOUR SINUSES.

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still drunk.

this is fun.

you want to believe you're special when people say your whole name. but i feel like, more often than not, they're recycling pretty phrases ( Read more... )

so greg and i were enjoying a newcastle and a fat tire, respectively, when the call came from bulletproof jd. we went outside to meet him, got started on some whiskey sours, and i think we had a discussion about contrived relationship arcs and shit in recent movies. anyway, after greg and i decided that we're going to get shitfaced and see crank, ( Read more... )

waitaminute

drew is kompressor? really? toothpaste for dinner/married to the sea/natalie dee's husband?

small fucking world.

if you really want something, make sure you never mention it to anyone you used to love. they will decimate you with exacting questions because they know where the old wounds are, so make sure they don't even know that you want something in theory ( Read more... )

people often ask me what it's like being a lawyer for the mayor's office and the world's strongest millionaire.

but they're just jealous that no one will ever love them because they're tiny and made of meat.

most chill cop ever.

grey's now.

PEACE.