"A great number of famous and talented men have had one sort of venereal illness or another. Here are one or two of them Abraham, David and Job, Caesar, Herod Tiberius, Charlemagne, Charles V and VIII of France, John of Gaunt, Popes Alexander VI, Julius II and Leo X, Henry VIII, Erasmus, Albrecht Durer, Thomas Wolsey, Ivan the Terrible, Benvenuto ( Read more... )

sunk to boredumb, break the cinderblock bricks ( Read more... )

i just learned some crazy, perspective altering shit. wow. i'm so mad and fucking motivated at the same time. why is it that only my bad gut feelings and negative speculations are the ones that are confirmed ( Read more... )

all resolutions so far are going ok, this is a great fucking year. i feel a great wave of shock in the air from the static minded on its way and to those i say "nothing is static, my friend(s). everything falls apart ( Read more... )

somehow my wallet caused a tim burton discussion and the guy at barnes and noble working at the cafe started going off about how he doesnt like johnny depp and how he used to get his ass kicked every day back in the day.... depp, not him ( Read more... )

DRE: What were you doing on the day that Hunter killed himself?

Ralph: The day before was Sunday the 19th. I had just finished signing all The Curse of Lono book sets for Taschen books. I was very surprised and curious as to why Hunter had signed all 1200 of them mechanically and obediently because it was absolutely against his character. He would ( Read more... )

the radio said 4:44 when i ended debate and decided to make a decision before it was too late and i was off doing some stupid shit i probably shouldnt have to maybe someday have a story in which i could look back and laugh to the grandkids about. sometimes i feel like im slowly skidding off the earth's surface. sometimes i feel like all's not ( Read more... )

*phone rings: private call*
me: hello?
(super overly excited high pitched voice on the phone): HI! Who's THis?!
me: who's this?
soehpvotp: Rachel!
*pause*
me: ok ... you have the wrong number. *closes phone*

in the split second before i closed it, i think i felt her grow sad over the phone phone.

and now im gonna go take a nap.

"but whether you like it or not or you understand it or not i care about you, whatever that means, you caught my imagination so im not going to leave you alone" after she taught me the secrets of how to act ( Read more... )

dont waste either of our time getting mad over me saying the things you wish you had.