Well this dennis magic you speak of has really hurt me emotionally, physically, psychologically, and metaphyscially. Im have truly not been the same person since dennis performed black magic on me. I still have a scar under my eye from that face transformation, and i will never get those damn hairs out of my teeth. Well dennis will be repayed by his evil deeds and the outcome will more than likely be death.
Something must be done
anonymous
September 3 2004, 02:44:35 UTC
Something or someone must be done in order to stop such ludicrasy...such effects are seriously damaging to the overall hotness of dennis' group of friends...
billy, i dont know you very well. or at all.. but i would like to congradulate you on writing the funniest eljay entry ever. good job. keep up the good work. it made my day. _mallory_
i bare witness to the truthnovacaneboySeptember 3 2004, 03:07:46 UTC
i have seen , and been manipulated by dennis blanco's evil tongues. once i droped a corn chip on his ping pong table and he forced me to chew glass for 4 and a half minutes straight. just recently in fact he has manipulated my mind. with one quick glare i was putting ping pong balls in my ass. by the time i came out of it i was quite sore and my fingers were soiled. so i did what you said , i said " dennis , cut that shit out " and he did it again right then... to make a long story short the only way to combat his powerful mind is to make fun of his back hair. so on that note, fuck you you cuban italian dog.
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but i would like to congradulate you on writing the funniest eljay entry ever.
good job.
keep up the good work.
it made my day.
_mallory_
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