Thanks to Lady Narcissa!

[regina_of_york]

Lady N sent the BEST card ever, with glitter and candy and unicorns and more glitter!  She is the sweetest!  Finding it in the mail tonight was such perfect timing, because this felt like a ridiculously long week.
<3 <3 <3

Comments

[xraytheenforcer]

The card is right in one aspect: Candy corn does come from the ass of an animal. But I'm pretty sure it's an aardvark, not a unicorn. Unicorn shit would not taste as horrible as candy corn is.

[regina_of_york]

Lol. If you're going to use that argument, I think we need to pick an animal more horrible than aardvarks. I'm thinking it needs to be one of those animals that looks pretty but turns out to be poisonous.

[skylarkthered]

Hahaha. I hate candy corn. It does taste like sugar poop!

[regina_of_york]

Lol.