Burying your head in the sand can be such fun. For your election-ignoring pleasure, I give you:
regina_terra: i so need something to focus on right now that is not the election
kissingchaos9: I tried to avoid it for as long as possible
kissingchaos9: So, um...
kissingchaos9: how about them [insert random sports team here]?
regina_terra: haha
regina_terra: i think they've got a great chance at the cup this year
kissingchaos9: yeah
kissingchaos9: with their guy, always doing the thing
kissingchaos9: he's awesome
regina_terra: he really is
regina_terra: and their coach is great
kissingchaos9: I know!
kissingchaos9: and his hair!
regina_terra: for real!
regina_terra: of course i heard that their star defensive player was using steroids
kissingchaos9: natch
kissingchaos9: that particular sport has a lot of trouble with drugs, you know
kissingchaos9: with all the...stuff...that they do
regina_terra: really does
regina_terra: of course
kissingchaos9: on the playing area
regina_terra: plus the hookers
kissingchaos9: a given
regina_terra: one of the guys on the team actually started out as one of the hookers they always hired after the payoff games
kissingchaos9: I did not know that
regina_terra: not many people do, they try to keep it quiet
kissingchaos9: understandably
regina_terra: he's the one who's always slapping the other guys' asses
kissingchaos9: amazing that he has such skill
kissingchaos9: at the, um, sport
regina_terra: seriously
kissingchaos9: OH!
kissingchaos9: that guy?
kissingchaos9: I totally pegged that guy
regina_terra: yeah
regina_terra: me too
kissingchaos9: totally PONGer
regina_terra: PONGer?
kissingchaos9: hee
kissingchaos9: my friend David and I have decided our gaydar sounds like, um... *deep voice* POOOONNNNGGGGGGG
kissingchaos9: erego, PONGer
regina_terra: haha
regina_terra: i always thought of it as more of a ping
kissingchaos9: perhaps
kissingchaos9: it can vary
regina_terra: yes
regina_terra: either way, of course, the creases ironed into the uniform make some sort of p*ng sound on the gaydar
In other news, the Shrub has suffered a near-fatal conscience attack, and has dropped out of the election, turning all his votes over to Kerry, who will begin his presidency tomorrow. Also, I'm supposed to get kidnapped by the members of the frarority tomorrow night at 3 am. Someone might not live through the night.
OC season premiere tomorrow!!!