Stuff about Avengers:Age of Ultron

May 05, 2015 15:55

First, unrelated to the movie, this was probably the cleanest bathroom experience I'll ever have at a movie theater. The seat was up, which means I was the first to use it after it was cleaned, and I had to start the toilet paper roll which means it was brand new.



Meta:

Lots of meta in this movie. From Maria Hill's "where's all the women?" to Hawkeye being a "home fixer" (in case you were in a cave, Jeremy Renner does home flipping as a sideline to acting) to Ironman going off (afaik, RDJ is at the end of his contract). ETA: Oh! Also, Clint's "I have a bow and arrow and I'm going out there. That's ridiculous." thing.

Well, *there's* your problem:

Ultron was voiced by James Spader. No *wonder* why I wanted to punch him in the face during the whole movie! (JS just brings that reaction out in me. Sorry, his fans.)

Pairing Triage:

On death's door: Clint/Coulson, Clint/Natasha, pretty much Clint/Anyone (unless his wife is flexible)
Survivable: Too many to name
Possible improvement: Sam/Bucky, Steve/Bucky, Steve/Tony
New life: Clint/his wife, Natasha/Bruce

Big Grossout:

Natasha being sterile = her being a monster was quite ewwww. MrGiraffe didn't parse it that way but... he's a guy so... *shrug*.

Overall, I liked it. And now I can read everyone's posts. \o/

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