Why does the Dalai Lama order meat again?

[regorfa]

The Dalai Lama is ordering a hot dog. He says to the vendor:

"Make me one with everything."

He gets his hot dog, then gives the vendor 5 bucks, but doesn't get
anything back.

"Hey" says his holiness, "Where's my change?"

"Change comes from within," says the vendor.

Comments

[aypianoman]

::cricket, cricket::

[gandhilives]

I was going to comment, but then I saw the title. So now I'm not going to leave a comment.

Oh wait.

...Dan...

[awkwardpie]

i thought the joke was going to end at "make me one with everything."

[regorfa]

That's a goon 'un!

[charolastra00]

Hey Ari.. this is Allie, just thought I'd let you know that I'm adding you. :P

[regorfa]

Allie...which Allie?

[charolastra00]

Morse

[regorfa]

Ohh! Hey, awesome, yes, of course I'll add you back!